This link totally cracked me up:
not a bad idea, as a backup plan I think we should try to sign Goro from Mortal Kombat - that would at least cover 4/5 of the starting rotation. Perhaps religious icons and/or comic book or video game characters could be a real gold mine for us. While we are at it we could sign Saul or Ward from New York in the original NES Little League Baseball game. :)
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