Ed Wade's Expectations of Mike Hampton

Ed Wade said this about Mike Hampton; "I don't think there's any reason based on the performance at the end of the season, based on the medical information that we gathered ... for us to feel that he's not going to be able to go out there every fifth day and answer the bell for us."

Ed Wade also says; "From the footage I've watched, Bigfoot appears to be real."

"From what Donald Rumsfeld told me the insurgency in Iraq is in its death throes"

"From the tapes we've watched Carl Pavano could win next years Cy Young award"

"Based on the Zapruter film I think Plexico Burress was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald"

"From the charts I have looked at, I really think it's a great time to buy Enron stock"

"Based on the tapes I have looked at Matt Millen was a great GM"

"The reports we have indicate smoking is good for pregant women"

"Based on the reports from my drug dealer this is great ecstacy"