So I saw this photo on the PG (which is uncredited) and this is what I thought, in this specific order:
First I thought: Wow, that Pedro Alvarez is a handsome dude.
Second I thought: What kind of weird soccer shirt is that kid wearing? Is that a France jersey?
Third and last I thought to myself: What the hell? Is that kid in the middle sticking his finger up his butt!?!
Vote for Pedro!