Mets vs. Pirates, 1 June 2009
New York Mets at Pittsburgh Pirates, Jun 1, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
Livan Hernandez vs. Ian Snell, 7:05 PM.
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Pirates’ lineup:
1. Morgan, LF
2. Sanchez, 2B
3. McLouth, CF
4. Adam LaRoche, 1B
5. Hinske, RF
6. Andy LaRoche, 3B
7. Jaramillo, C
8. Wilson, SS
9. Snell, P
Mets’ lineup:
1. Castillo, 2B
2. Martinez, LF
3. Beltran, CF
4. Sheffield, RF
5. Wright, 3B
6. Murphy, 1B
7. Valdez, SS
8. Schneider, C
9. Hernandez, P
Also, from DK:
… Hinske is playing rather than Brandon Moss, according to Russell, because Hinske would have an easier time with Livan Hernandez’s slow stuff. It also was a factor that Hinske is 5 for his past 9.
How is this kid EVER supposed to get any PT?
Wait. Don’t answer that.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Russell is an idiot.
Sticks with Moss while he’s terrible, then lets him get spot starts when he starts hitting.
Revised Mets lineup / Delgado still out with flu:
Mets’ lineup:
1. Castillo, 2B
2. Martinez, LF
3. Murphy, 1B
4. Sheffield, RF
5. Wright, 3B
6. Reed, CF
7. Valdez, SS
8. Schneider, C
9. Hernandez, P
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
No Moss again? Fire Russell, and this time I am dead-ass serious. (unless Moss has some sort of serious ailment)
No ailment...
JR doesn’t think he can hit a “slow ball” pitcher. I agree though, I think Russell should be fired. We don’t have a lot to work with this year, especially with Doumit on the DL. He constantly is taking our hottest hitters out of the lineup to get the veteran bench players at bats. I think he is garbage. Sitting Jack and Freddy the day before an off day was the epitome of luncay. I personally and done with him. I think his lineups alone have cost us a game or two…not to mention his handling of the pitching staff.
Ian
pitching like un perro this año.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems I returned home
JUST in time – hadda make a vodka run. Supplies were dangerously low if this game were to become another patented trainwreck…
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SO,
Do we get “good Ian” or “I can’t pitch without excuses” Ian?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
When
was the last time “good Ian” was on the mound?
by Hitman Easler on Jun 1, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
… ummm….
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Another rhetorical question. People on this site are deep, man.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
We're not
the only ones questioning JR’s moves (Moss, Freddy, Luigi etc.):
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
I've created
a monster!
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL!
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I just said the same thing to my wife 2 seconds before you posted that.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I typically
don’t wish ill to anyone, but if there’s someone I’d like to die in a fire, it’s Sheffield.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Definetly
Stupid rookie.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you see the faces Wright was making?
He was obviously chalenging Freddy to a funny faces contest.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Lameday
does not show faces.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He was makin some “Who dodoed?” faces
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Diggin’ your icon, Señor.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks buddy
I was gettin tired of seein Charlie Murphy’s ugly mug. haha.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
We want the funk
Give up the funk
We want the funk
Gotta have that funk!
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
erm….
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
First words out of Neverette's mouth after the steal...
“He almost overslid the base again.”
Jeebus.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And if anybody saw the PG game story this morning...
Morgan DID get picked off in the 9th yesterday…and the ump blew the call. Picture shows Berkman tagging Morgan a couple of feet off the base.
yup.
Must’ve been Joe West.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I was sitting infront of some very annoying kid from Boston yesterday. He was bitching about that call. I was kinda buzzed up and turned around and told him to shut the hell up. Lol.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
[terrorist fist bump]
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Allahu Akbar
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Another 400 foot out. He loves to flyout to deep center.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait for it.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You know he loves that.
Its his favorite.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that
down the line because JR has him shading toward center?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Bad Ian! Bad!
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
If Nyjer is the best OF in MLB
Why all the doubles to LF?
You’se guys were going nuts on Saturday complaining he ran the Great Circle Route on a fly ball double.
Per LameDay that last double was right in the notch.
That was the ball...
that this defense was supposed to prevent. Mind you…I think the idea that Nyjer is the best OF in MLB is pure…unadulterated…absolute…BS.
Stupid Adam LaRoche won't quit coming to the mound to talk to me.
Jeez. He’s messin up my consentration.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe instead of sending Gorzop back to AAA to start, let’s give him Ian’s rotation spot and move Snell to the pen.
Wouldn't be the worst move.
I’m so sick of Snell.
by Hitman Easler on Jun 1, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
I’m ready too
Jason
The Hanging Curve
The only excuse we haven't heard from Ian...
My arm hurts!
Wonder how long till we hear that one?
the mets announcers are stupid
so the pitcher should never EVER throw a changeup if the outfield isn’t positioned to pull? Yeah I’m sure the batters wont start pulling anything if they only throw one pitch…
Jason
The Hanging Curve
That's it.
I’m starting a new Group on Facebook:
“Send Ian Snell back to Delaware or Puerto Rico or wherever he claims he’s from.”
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Next year it will be Mexico.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Ian Sñell.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Or he could adopt Micheal Vick's alias...
Ron Mexico
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I’m sure Moss couldn’t hit those 85 MPH BP “fastballs” out there.
Ayup.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
bahahahahahahahahah
these guys are really stupid. They are saying that coaches shouldn’t tell players anything, they should “grow on their own”
Jason
The Hanging Curve
No.
Yes? Really?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
snell does such a good job learning on his own, I think we should let him continue “learning from his mistakes on his own” as they say
Jason
The Hanging Curve
Then he should be effing Einstein by the ASB.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I anticipated this...
So I picked up ole Livan in 5 of my fantasy leagues. Boo yah!
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
Anyone heard from
phillybucco?
I know he was “Taking a few games off,” but sheesh. He should be here to experience the exquisite pain we are.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
One thing in Ian's defense
he pitched a helluva game in Milwaukee against Gallardo, even if he was shaking off Diaz on the 2nd pitch of the game.
Note: JJ catching tonite. Will that be his excuse?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Or how about..
Those guys on Bucs Dugout won’t quit talkin about me. I wonder if he just types his name into Google just to see what people are saying about him.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
HA!
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If it is...
well…Ian may as well go on the DL with Veal…because…frankly…it sounds as if NH wouldn’t be surprised if Ryan doesn’t come back until the All Star break.
AAA?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And I can't cook chicken without burning my fingers
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Ian talking?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh, wait. JEREMY.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This should be it
There is no way Snell should get another start in the majors until he figures stuff out in the minors.
This is a joke
Ian! Ian! Ian!
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
How long until...
they announce Gorzo as the Saturday starter?
We can pretend Snell is. Someone take a bat to him.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The one you had the other night, gorilla
was the BEST.
“At least the Gatorade machine keeps performing all year.”
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
HaHa
There is always humor in truth
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth is
the basis for all comedy.
Ask my ex-wife.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Tonya Harding's bodyguard is in need of work?
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
Damn
Do you think maybe he taught kneecap smashing to one of his children?
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...I just looked it up myself...
December 2007.
Snell
jawing with Jack? WTF?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure what that was about. Looks like Jack tried to tell him something and Snell didn’t react well.
What he should have told Ian...
is get your head out of your rear…quit moaning…and pitch. (paraphrased and cleaned up)
"That's okay, Ian - we'll get 'em back here."
“STFU, Jack. I am pitching well!”
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
PH Vazquez
for Ian? Before we even get thru the lineup one effing time?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
pitch f/x on snell slider
about 0 inches horizontal break and +5 inches vertical
Marmol, e.g. has +4.6 horizontal and -1.5 vertical. Snell basically has a slow fastball, a fastball, and a not very accurate changeup
Jason
The Hanging Curve
Just a thought that popped in...
Could Snell be a clubhouse problem? His constant whining and excuse making piss me off. I would think the players would tire of it .
trade Ian to Colorado...
he and Tracy can take turns throwing players under the bus.
EXCELLENT!
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for a double
Castillo with the bat, me with the vodka.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Hey fellas
Quick question – are Fernando Martinez and Wilson Valdez more androids sent by Selig to derail us (see Maysonet, Stammen, Rosales)?
79 pitches so far...
about one more inning for Bad Ian.
Anyone know what Luigi's OPS is?
It’s gotta be north of .800?
That’s better than I thought he’d get to.
Ha.
You taunt me.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i know, dude…
I was j/k.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
So much
for that. :-(
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as it's not Ian...
I am good with it.
wow
life in the bats. I actually did not expect that, I figured it would be another donnie veal special tonight.
Jason
The Hanging Curve
Ian:
84 pitches thru 4.1, 4 BB, 1 K
He can’t find the plate with a freaking GPS.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Wow, nice changeup by Snell to get Reed swinging. After the nice quick inning do you PH for him? We’re still short one in the bullpen since Gorzy is going back to the rotation.
Well...the Pirates aren't claiming Gorzo to the rotation.
We are. And if Gorzo goes in Ian’s slot…he wouldn’t go till Saturday…so he could pitch relief tonight.
This reminds me
of a typical game from last year. We get behind early, the offense battles back, only to have our pitching staff keep giving up runs to keep it out of reach.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Typical of the last 16.5 years
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see the ad campaign:
NyjMo: Now, with 50% less oversliding!
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
“We slide harder – so YOU don’t have tooooooooooo!”
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he overslid into a tag……. he looked safe to me too.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Make up call...
for the 9th inning yesterday?
looks like
Livan’s got Nate’s number….makin’ him chase outside stuff.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Depends on who you ask...
Well, at this point I doubt even Ian’s mom is sticking up for him.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
“JR! Don’t you leave my boy in for more’n 110 pitches!”

Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Snell’s done. Not as bad an outing as it looked like it was going to be after the third. Jack’s advice must have helped.
It wasn’t hard to make it look better after that point. His era was 15.00. Still a very bad outting.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
True
but it was still a stinker. 5 walks in 6 innings and only 2 K’s.
by Hitman Easler on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Along with his gubment cheese?
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, you crack me up.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol. Thats why I'm here.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The scorers
seem quite reluctant to give outfielders errors what with all these triples bouncing past people and doubles going off their gloves…
by DialedtoGiles on Jun 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
FSN has turned my tv into a strobe light
I feel a seizure coming on
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
All's you need
is a disco ball, and “YMCA,” and you’re set.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Some retro drug and an afro couldn’t hurt either
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
YMCA requires
more than “some” drug…more like a lot.
I think I know someone who knows someone that can getcha some “poppers.”
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Mother F
What does McCutchen need to do to get called up?
Huntington has started making up compliments for Morgan:
Our research shows Morgan is the best OF in MLB.
He’s a hell of a snazzy dresser.
If I try to send Morgan down Ray Shero will claim him.
Morgan’s got grit.
If he can get back to hitting like he did the first 9 games in April, he’ll be an asset to the ballclub.
50% in SB is better than a few major leaguers.
HR’s are overrated.
JR really has absolutely no clue who’d he’d bat leadoff if I took Morgan away from him.
What does Cutch need to do to get called up??
Come up with compromising pictures of NH and JR.
Poll:
Oldest pitcher to win a Major League ballgame ?
1) Satchel Paige
2) Livan Hernandez.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
That’s what I meant.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither
Jamie Moyer. He claims Jesus used to pick on him in highschool.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
ARE YOU FVCKING SERIOUS?
Vazquez?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care if Charlie wants this to be a "PG" blog. I have only one thing to say to JR:
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
is that Moss talking?
;)
Jason
The Hanging Curve
I think Moss has too much class for that. I have appointed myself his spokesman.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
So Moss can’t start against Hernandez cause he throws too slow.
And he can’t PH against Parnell cause he throws too hard.
JR must be saving Moss for when it’s “juusst right.”
More like

Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point...
so would I. At least Mac was awake.
I doubt we would even get cash considerations
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Or maybe a ham sandwich?
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a nice way of calling him a vinegar scented feminine hygiene product?
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
“just a hint of musk.”
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol
just a hint ain’t bad…. you know ur in trouble when u peel em’ back and find dead flies
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, now….
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that's it
bring him in to face Sheffield.
JR is a certifiable maroon.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
But why take the chance?
If Moss can’t hit soft tossers, why bring this kid in to face arguably one of only two hitters in the Mets’ lineup?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
apples and oranges, I know, but...
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Because JR is insane. Not the funny insane either. He’s the crazy guy who you think could one day shoot up the office.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Steven Jackson heading in....
He looks alot different than the guy who screwed my fantasy football team this year.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
he also doesn't look like
the only guy on the Warriors who can play
Jason
The Hanging Curve
Baseball Furies!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Boy, did I “drop the ball” on that “Warriors” reference.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now..
Monta Ellis can play when not injuring himself riding a scooter. HaHa.
So you think 25 percent of the world is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
They must not have wanted to burn out Burnett.
Had him throw a whole 5 pitches.
yeah
guess the day off didn’t do that much good.
Jason
The Hanging Curve
I don't know which is harder to watch -
this game, or the uncut version of “Ishtar.”
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Gorzo in
Good thinking, JR – let’s burn up the ’pen in the first game of the series….
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
We have established...finally...
that Adam knows how to read a calendar.
Yeah, but
you CAN’T bring him up against te CLOSER…you’ll bruise his psyche.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Mets pitcher needs to change his name!!
File the petition tomorrow.
What a Putz!
Not a big follower of the AL, so first time I’ve seen his name.
[spittake]
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
or Nate.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So Gorzo throws 5 pitches
and is in line for the win.
Intentional walk to Nyjer...
to get to a guy hitting over .320. Makes you scratch your head and go hmmm.
Are the Mets
ahead of the Nats?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Wha happened?
Charlie quotes above:
Huntington says that “Some of our defensive metrics right now have Nyjer Morgan as the best outfielder in baseball.”
If it’s a myth, we gotta expose it!!
How is he getting the win????
pretty sure it will be gorzo
BTW...
Cutch 3-3 tonight….now at .306
Lincoln…5 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 7 K, 1 HR…ERA now 2.14. He won’t get the win…Altoona in extras.
Good idea, actually
At this point, DK won’t even ask Huntington the question — too much in lurv with NyMo.
Remember
Cutch is not on the 40 man roster. The Bucs are going to want to trade someone and get at least some value out of whoever that is before moving McCutchen up to the big club. So we are NOT going to see him until Adam, Nyjer, Jack or someone else is dealt. It may not be what you want to hear, but it’s what is going to happen. Now that’s not to say they won’t go out and try and move one of those guys soon.
If they want to bring up Andrew McCutchen,
they can shi*can Luis Cruz from the 40-man and add Cutch. Cruz would almost surely make it through waivers.
I don’t think you’re going to see any trades soon.
Why do we have to go through this trade speculation merry-go-round anyway?
I don’t think we’d get much for Adam LaRoche, and, for the hundredth time, there is no reason to simply dump Jack and Freddy. No team would give us much for either of them, and we need to have a major-league caliber middle infield if we’re even going to pretend to chase .500. And what would be the purpose of trading Nyj? We’d be lucky to get a cold case of beer for him.
I’ll be happy to see Cutch in Pittsburgh, but he is still a prospect at this point-not a savior-and he’ll have a lot to prove to show he belongs in the everyday lineup the second half of this season and beyond.
Seriously...
What JR is doing is stupid. If we’re just going to platoon Moss, Monroe, and Hinske in the outfield, then bring Cutch up and be done with it! Enough of this platoon crap! Cutch is going to be the everyday starter sooner rather than later, and obviously Moss hasn’t shown JR and NH that he can be the full-time starter, so why drag it on? Bring him up already and have your outfield of Morgan, McLouth, and McCutchen.
Raise it!
Nice come from behind win for our PBC!
Nice game for the LaRoche brothers!
Welcome to the big leagues Steven Jackson!
Now, let’s go get Johan tomorrow.
Michael Dubee
2 IP 1 H 6 K’s and a save.
Since joining Lynchburg: 17 G 26.1 IP 16 H 3 ER 1 HR 2 BB 40K .174 AVG against and 1.03 ERA.
20:1 K/BB ratio. Nice!

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