Pirates vs. Twins, 16 June 2009
Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins, Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM EDT
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The Pirates
CF ‘Cutch!
LF NyjMo
2 Freddy
1 Mario
DH Monroe
RF Young
3 Luigi
C JJ
SS Wilson
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If I was manager (I'm not, obviously)
it’d look more like
CF ’Cutch!
3 Luigi
2 Freddy
1 Mario
DH Monroe
RF Young
C JJ
SS Wilson
LF NyjMo
That said, I’m not really high on the 4-5-6 part of this order.
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You're NOT the manager?
(gasp!)
heh.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
I hid that really well, didn’t I? You couldn’t even tell that I wasn’t…
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There's a reason
You & JR have never been photographed together…
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
it’s because I’ve never been to Pittsburgh.
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LOL
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I've just always assumed
you were in Utah under the Witness Protection Program.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
We've had to witness...
the last 16 years of bad baseball…maybe we ALL should be in the Witness Protection Program??

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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Lucky
I didn’t even get a t-shirt. Just a free trip to Utah…
;)
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Pirates’ lineup:
1. McCutchen, CF
2. Morgan, LF
3. Sanchez, 2B
4. Adam LaRoche, 1B
5. Monroe, DH
6. Young, RF
7. Andy LaRoche, 3B
8. Jaramillo, C
9. Wilson, SS
Twins’ lineup:
1. Harris, SS
2. Mauer, C
3. Morneau, 1B
4. Crede, 3B
5. Kubel, DH
6. Cuddyer, RF
7. Young, LF
8. Gomez, CF
9. Punto, 2B
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Also, from DK:
Expect Brandon Moss to remain out of the lineup two more games, tonight and tomorrow, with Minnesota throwing lefties each time. Moss was out for early BP. “He’s working on some things, so this gives him some time,” Russell said. …
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's hoping
for his sake & ours… that whatever he’s working on actually works.
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Wish we had...
a player good enough coming that could “Pipp” one of our starters. Unless you want to count Cutch in Nate’s spot…but Nate was traded…not benched.
Congrats Buccos!
We’re now last in the MLB in home runs, with a measly 36.
The Giants have passed us (37), and the Yankees are running away (102… 10 more than 2nd place Texas)
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Though
they’re tied for 2nd in triples, and tied for 5th in doubles.
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And that's it
for my “lets look at the numbers” spiel for today.
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it's okay, Utes...
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And...
only ahead of the Giants and Houston in walks.
Let’s just say that 3 run HR’s are not a staple of this offense.
Why are we surprised about
9th in SB? We’re not allowed to have more than two “fast” guys at a time. And one of those has a little trouble staying in contact with bases when he gets there…assuming he doesn’t get picked off or thrown out in the first place.
Meanwhile
Dusty Baker is applauding the empty base-paths that we have.
More space for ’Cutch! & NyjMo to steal bases the few times that they do?
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HA!
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I will ask the question that I haven't seen anyone ask.
What good does it do to have speedsters on base that are capable of stealing…if you have someone behind them that is incapable of taking pitches so they can steal (Freddy)?
That is why
we’re 9th in the NL in SB. Or at least part of the reason.
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Or, as phillybucco put it,
“That’s why we can’t have nice things.”
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't hit for power, can't steal bases, 14th in NL in BB
It’s the triple crown. As Dean Wormer would say,
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

I keep hearing that
but it’s worked for me thus far….
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary--but my technique is very necessary.
I'm not advocating
sex, drugs and rock & roll, but they’ve always worked for me.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Although I will admit...
Freddy is seeing about 10% more pitches per at bat than he has the previous 4+ seasons he’s been with the Pirates…and is actually in the upper half of pitches per at bat on the Pirates team this season. He still has fewer strikes looking…than the league average.
Rain in Indy tonight has that game delayed. In AA, Moskos is pitching with a 3-1 lead and Gorkys has an RBI 2B. Whoo Hoo.
It's pouring like a mother
here in Chicago – don’t know if they’re gonna get the Cubs/Sox game in, either.
Go Sox (for the next 3 days)…
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
If the game against Willis...
proved that we can’t take a damn pitch, then I don’t know what would. We should have had double digit walks in that game.
I think we had 8 on Willis
and double-digit walks total.
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SHOCKING!
Oh wait…
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It does bum me out a bit, though, because I liked Sosa… oh well, it’s just part of that era at this point… Damn you, Selig…
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Yep
Can’t say I was truly surprised though. It seems like everyone that was playing then could be busted and it wouldn’t be much of a surprise.
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Lou:
The entire thing is a mystery to Piniella.
“In the era I played, [performance-enhancing drug use] wasn’t a problem. I wouldn’t know a steroid from a reefer,” Piniella said.
Just booze & greenies…
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my biggest objections to Tony “I’m a genius” LaRussa is that he claims he had no idea that the Bash Brothers and so many other of his players were on steroids.
“Your Honer, you coulda knocked me over with a feather”
What is a "Yout?"

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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And while I'm throwing out random topics
if the Nats aren’t swept by the Yankees, does Acta keep his job?
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Really?
Last I heard, they hadn’t fired him yet.
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Neverett
“Maholm getting over a sickness…”
More like a “sick and tired of all the BS-ness”
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Generally means one of 2 things...
a no hitter…or he gets his brains beat out.
Or just sick of Snell
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But then we're all sick
(for the most part).
That’s not good.
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Now ur just making excuses :D
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Re: Freddy & taking pitches
Weren’t we complaining about him batting #2 last season for the exact same reason? (not taking pitches, that is)
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I think
someone needs to go punch Freddy after every at-bat that he swings at the first pitch
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Lets not go crazy
If anyone needs punched it’s these people, in exact order:
1) Ian Snell
2) Greg Brown
3) Greg Brown
4) Ian Snell
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh.
I have no issues with Greg Brown. Never heard him before.
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aaaaannnnndddd......thats the rest of the story
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW...at WV...
Line for Rudy Owens so far…5 IP, 4 ground outs, 5 K’s, 6 flyouts.
Draft pitcks
Since agreeing to terms with first-round pick Tony Sanchez last week, the Pirates have signed five additional Draft picks: Marc Baca (42nd; RHP), Jason Erickson (24th; RHP), Ty Summerlin (30th, SS), Jose Hernandez (23rd, LF) and Pat Irvine (33rd; LF).
All five of them have been assigned to State College’s mini-camp, which begins on Tuesday.
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That puts us...
ONLY 26 signings behind the Cardinals…who have signed 2 or 3 of their top 10…and most of their 11-20 …out of 32 signings.
Yep...32 actually...
listed on ESPN.com under baseball transactions for monday.
Playing on turf
Tonight’s game will snap a streak of 786 games that the Pirates have played on grass, the longest such streak in the Majors. (Thank you Elias Sports Bureau). The last game this club played on turf was on July 11, 2004, in Puerto Rico. John Grabow and Jack Wilson are the only Pirates left on the team who played that series against the Expos in Puerto Rico.
-By Gosh, It’s Langosch
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Yeah, DK
posted that up, too.
Cutch & NyjMo need to put the wings on their shoes this series.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
F Minnesota and all it stands for
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Maholm
Keeps wiggling his arms like his sleeves are bothering him… why’s he wearing them inside a 70 degree temperature-controlled dome?
covering his hello kitty tattoos
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I wonder why
People in Minnesota would think he is a badass
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
JOSE BAUTISTA SIGHTING!!!
I’m watching the Phillies and he’s riding the pine…
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Double-play
gave up the run, but at least got the outs.
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Tigers
With Carlos Guillen’s season in jeopardy due to a disclosed shoulder injury, and the AL Central very much up for grabs, Rob Neyer wonders if the Tigers will now be motivated to trade for an impact hitter.
LaRoche maybe?
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Oops
for some reason I thought they had Guillen at 1st.
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Yeah.
They need someone to whiff like Mario just did.
GAH.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Chicks di the whiff
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
dig
So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm
maybe that’s what I’ve been doing wrong…
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Among other things.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
You also need a camo hat
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Mario will pick it up in the 2nd half
we all know it.
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From Altoona...
Good news…Danny Moskos 11 ground outs and 1 flyout in 4 IP…
Bad news…2 walks…6 hits and 3 runs in same 4 IP.
Gorkys now 2-3
and Tabata 2-2…Altoona up 5-3 after 4.
Blah
Luigi battled but fell for the ol’ changeup
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Did both bros.
forget to take the power-up mushroom today?
Or is today one of those “whatever you can do, I can do too” days?
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We have to lead the league in stranded runners
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sure feels like it…
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Yes sir it does. You kinda come to expect it.
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
We'd be higher with Pearce up...
he leads the International League in batting average with RISP…at .429.
until
someone threw him a curveball…
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
actually...
I think calling him up would be to throw him a curve.
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Just curious, in batting stats
what is “CI”?
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LOL
Makes me like baseball even more
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a performance inhancer?
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask Willie Wilson.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
huhhuhhuhhuh
willie
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If you are a batter...then no...it's not a bad number to have.
It just means that you are getting on base by hitting the catchers glove with your swing. Usually by someone that stands real deep in batters box.
If you are a catcher and it’s a fielding stat…then yes…cause it also counts as an error.
Well
on ESPN stats under team batting, it shows ‘4’ for Toronto. So that means they’ve hit the catcher’s glove when they’re batting?
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yup
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are last year's stats...Utes.
There have only been 4 this year in the majors…2 by St. Louis…1 by Boston and 1 by Detroit.
Oh...
weird, I thought I changed it. Hm…
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The two for St. Louis...
were both Ryan Ludwick. One was against us…3rd game of the season with Doumit catching. The other was April 21st against the Mets.
The two American league ones were Placido Polanco against the White Sox last week…and Jacoby Ellsbury back in May.
Not that
you’re checking on things like that or nothin’.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting though.
Nice to know… I had no idea what CI was before today.
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rudy owens at WV...
gave up a ground rule double with one out in the 6th to ruin perfect game. That’s all he’s given up through 6 innings…with 7 strikeouts.
Nice play at home!!!
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OH YEA!
Gunned down
So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
Cutch
flashed some arm accuracy there… nice throw to Freddy
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Welp
down 2… there’s the insurmountable lead… :(
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Its gonna be a Looooooooooooong game tonight
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alright Jackass
So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
Damn it Cutch!
So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded!? Yea, totally. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us and you're retarded. Thats 25 percent. -South Park; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER!!!
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No Fn WAY!
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Seriously???
Did NyjMo just go yard??!?
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And I beheld, and lo a pale green horse; and he that sat on him was called Death, and Hades followed with him
No, they're batting
4th & 5th.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
nnooooooooooooooo doubt about it
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
gotta love any Macho Man pic!
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
if NyjMo is going yard, everybody else on the team better join him.
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Dang!
The Buccos should raise that amount every game. Just for NyjMo.
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he's just that smooth
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony Plush!
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
straight up pimpin by T.Plush
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
because he has something to prove vs Twins.......
but they already know he sucks.
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
HA!
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
As a pinch-hitter
called upon after pinch-running late in a game the day after being called up due to injury.
Right?
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Crappily edited for accuracy....

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LOL!!!
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
How about Emmanuel Burriss?
San Francisco just shook things up. Henry Schulman of the San Francisco Gate reports the team optioned Emmanuel Burriss to Triple A Fresno and purchased the contract of Matt Downs, a 25-year old infielder. Burriss had been without a hit since June 4.
They aren’t giving up on him, but maybe they’d give him up for Mario?
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uuuummmm
isn’t he in the Nyjer, no power-all speed, mold?
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure
But if we build a team of speedsters, maybe steals will come. And with steals will come runs.
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can't steal first
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting on 1st isn't a problem
it’s everything after that
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and thats not due to lack of speed
its lack of players who can drive em in.
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
but if you’re stealing bases, you’ll cause errors or score on ground outs or something.
Can’t score from 1st on a groundout to 2nd.
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and how many times recently has Nyjer GIDP with Cutch on 1st?
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
None today
a couple times recently though. Thus the stealing 2nd before NyjMo hits it to 2nd.
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Damn
gave it right back. Maholm isn’t good tonight
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Maholm
ruining NyjMo’s biggest hit since… well, ever.
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That hit
was a good piece of hitting… he scooped that one up off the ground
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Maholm doesn't have it tonight
I hate Minnesota.
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To quote Seinfeld
This is going to be a shame
It's Lima Time. . . . . . .BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karstens is warming up
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I think Maholm is still sick…
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As I mentioned earlier...
if a pitcher is sick…he generally either throws an exceptional game…or gets his brains beat out. Doesn’t seem like there is an in between.
Mahom got jobbed on a blatant strike call...
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I don't even get
why they’d start Maholm if he wasn’t feeling well.
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This is all
McLouth’s fault.
If he doesn’t get traded for Morton, Morton doesn’t tweak his hammy and miss his start.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
That damn punk
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
At WV...Owens thru 8 innings
1 hit, 9 K’s.
by Thunder on Jun 16, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is there a site
that aggregates minor league game action?
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Dunno,
but Tony Plush now has as many HR’s as he does…
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He did 3 times in one game
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Young just robbed Luigi
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If D.Young was an indian
His name would be Strikes Out Looking
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And Adam would be his brother...
Strikes out Swinging.
I thought Adam would be
Grounds Out To Second
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or Grounds in to Double Play
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Winnar!
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Snell
Chief Running Mouth
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lol
He has weapons of mass rally destruction
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Mario:
Big Chief Whiffs a Lot.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Moskos...
5 IP, 8 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 4 BB, 0 K. On the season 29 BB, 26 K.
Should make him a reliever.
2 or 3 innings/outing max.
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That wouldn't have helped
tonight…Don’t think he had a clean inning.
We didn't change managers...
did we?? Paul is still out there because JR is the manager.
I thought
Utes had taken over the reins…(see above)
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
If I had
Karstens would’ve been in after the first 2 batters reached in the 3rd.
Patient, I am not.
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as evinced by the 648735492157 wives…
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't I only have 6 wives
like last week or something?
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sheesh...
not MY job to track of ’em, amigo.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It should be
you’re the one that keeps giving me all of them.
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JR
wants him to set the record for hits given up in one game.
by Hitman Easler on Jun 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Because our "long reliever"
sucks and did horrible last time out?
No wait… that’s not it.
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I think
JR is stoned all the time. I know he has a painful blood disease of some sort, so I wonder if he’s constantly zonked on painkillers
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well snell pitches tomorrow so we need a healthy rested pen for that
When are we going to trade Cutch now
OR
cocktailsfor2?
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame JR's copy of the Managers Handbook
I already knew someone tore out the chapters on the hit and run, and suicide squeeze.
It also must be missing the chapter on long relief. JR thinks every starter must go 6 innings, regardless.
That’ll teach JR to buy from the Used Text Book store.
Just had a day off...
it’s not like the BP has been blown out.
Hmmm... Target Field
sounds like an invitation for terrorism…
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Time for Nyjer's 2nd 2 run HR!
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They sure pitched to him like they were worried about it
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ooohhhh yyyyyyeeeaaa
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
2 calls were pretty close, actually, but it was 4 straight balls
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Why not
they probably think Freddy will go first pitch swinging. And then it’s Adam.
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Owens last 8 starts at WV
soon to be 5-0…49 IP, 32 H, 8 ER, 5 BB, 51 K. ERA of 1.43
Also known as…“Why am I not in Lynchburg?”
just what I
was thinking
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
of course, Freddy doesn’t give ’em enough time to do that.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
With this team?
I think we’re learning it’s better if we don’t ask.
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Oh good
bases juiced for Rally Killer
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boy I wish you weren’t right
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by ytownbucsfan on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam sucks so freaking hard.
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gggggggrrrrrrrrr
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First pitch swinging
will be the death of us all
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fire everybody. burn down pnc. blah.
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off with their heads!
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
we can keep cutch and the pierogies…
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Luigi's not too bad
and NyjMo has HR power!
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Hell, at this point
Jalapeno Hanna is probably a better bat than LaDouche.
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LOL
Sad but true
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by gorillakilla34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
FIRE! firefirefirefirefire!

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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
I miss Hinske. And Eye Chart. And … I don’t know. Everyone.
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To answer possibly why Cutch was held at 3B...
Cuddyer had 19 assists in 140 games in 2007, and 6 in 58 games last year…so he must have a pretty decent arm.
What's worse?
Root canal or getting kicked in the sack?
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd have to say...
Failcouer…LaWhiff at least occasionally takes a walk.
I'm guessing
JR’s fantasy opponent is starting Maholm today?
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I don't know...
but I am starting him in a couple of leagues.
Jesus
Alright… this game is officially stupid.
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With that last play
the whole game…
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That's the stadium, right
so officially the stadium & the manager are stupid
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Wow. . . . . . .
that’s just. . . . . . . .wow
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Cutch took his eyes off the ball on a fairly routine fly
and everybody watched it fall in for a hit because they all lost track of it…
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…most of the 90’s?
heh.
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Via twitter (RJTR)
Paul Maholm pitches wayyyyy better with Diaz catching than with JJ. The Pirates need to accept that this is not a coincidence
Are there stats that one can look at to see this? Or is it just a game-by-game thing
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Let’s move to the overflow thread, everyone.
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