Pirates vs. Marlins, 5 July 2009
by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM EDT
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PrintPittsburgh Pirates at Miami Marlins, Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM EDT
Ross Ohlendorf vs. Ricky Nolasco, 1:10 PM.
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Lineups
Pirates’ lineup:
1. McCutchen, CF
2. Wilson, SS
3. Moss, RF
4. Adam LaRoche, 1B
5. Jones, LF
6. Andy LaRoche, 3B
7. Vazquez, 2B
8. Jaramillo, C
9. Ohlendorf, P
Marlins’ lineup:
1. Coghlan, LF
2. Bonifacio, 3B
3. Uggla, 2B
4. Cantu, 1B
5. Hermida, RF
6. Ross, CF
7. Baker, C
8. Helms, 3B
9. Nolasco, P
Also, a slag on the Bucs from Bill Madden @ the NY Daily News Here.
Highlight:
Coonelly is a lawyer and a former MLB numbers cruncher who clearly doesn’t have any idea on how to put together a winning ballclub.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Coonelly Madden is a lawyer sportswriter and a former MLB numbers cruncher rest room attendant who clearly doesn’t have any idea on how to put together a winning ballclub.
Fixed.
Thank you, WTM. I knew I could count on you.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What's it to him anyway?
Shouldn’t he be covering the Mets’ perpetual underachieving or the Yanks’ enormous payroll and lack of success?
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary--but my technique is very necessary.
I've had it with Adam LaRoche
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary--but my technique is very necessary.
Oh,
come now. You can take more.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The day they trade him
I’m going to throw a huge party… he sucks at the worst times. He’s the anti-clutch.
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary--but my technique is very necessary.
Am I invited?
I can bring the vicodin.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think pretty much every pitcher knows that if you put a breaking ball low and in, Mario will swing and miss every time.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The Boss is looking awesome!
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Nice jinx,
dude…
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
I wanted to be the 1st to say it……
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Federer wins
Not quite as good as the Nadal Federer Wimbledon final last year, but still awesome.
Yeah,
that last set was somethin’!
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nolasco
Has been pretty filthy since returning from Triple A — though a lot of his problems even before the demotion were luck-based.
mspirate style rant
blah blah bla Mario struck out words words words he’s awful blah blah bla Garrett Jones good 1B prospect words words words Sanchez still not playing blah blah blah conspiracy
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
You left out Moss.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
blah blah blah Moss words words words he sucks blah blah blah he needs to play everyday blah blah blah he needs to work on his approach blah blah blah just playing to justify Bay trade ……
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
much better.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure I’ve been saying this whole time that Moss needs to be playing everyday to see if he’s going to be part of the future, but once again, you and cocktails just hear (or read) what you want to and turn my posts into some kind of hate rant against Moss. Yes, his approach at the plate right now is terrible. If ya’ll cant see that (or won’t admit it), then I’m sorry. Can’t help you there. It’s becoming increasingly obvious, though, that Moss isn’t going to be our everyday RF in the future. But hey, you and cocktails are two very mature guys, so I’m sure ya’ll can see that.
Blame gorilla.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
The ball boy just took one to the junk…
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, he didn’t have another play. Just a crap throw.
by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 5, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I do apologize for my brief usage of bad language.
by Suffering Buc on Jul 5, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Augh. Thanks.
(stops gnashing teeth)
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It looked like, if he used that big ugly melon, he atleast had a force at first. Ross was well on his way there.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really. His throw still stunk, though.
by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 5, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
For those who care,
Sanchez is the Pirates’ All Star.
Well, THAT
should put an end to all those conspiracy theorists. For now.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, but they were so fun.....
Oh well. Back to 9/11…..
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
How come there was not more extensive damage to the Pentagon?
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by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
And where was the rest of the plane.....
I know dude…..where is Michael Moore when you need him? Someone call P.F.Chang’s.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
So, if Freddy gets traded before the break...
do they have to pick a different Pirate guy?
True Blue Jazz
Bucco Ball
I'm on Twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
Maybe they can't trade him before the break
Maybe MLB would block the trade because they know noone else on the Pirates deserves it. It’s another conspiracy!
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes sir. Couldn't agree more.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy cow
Chris Sabo: “I had my cup shattered by Jack Clark in ’88”
Watch this between innings.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
So sad that our pitcher put one in play but not our 2 and 3 hitters
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
2 and 3 hitter
only because we have no one else.
Wilson should be batting 8th. And Mossome should be batting 6th or so.
True Blue Jazz
Bucco Ball
I'm on Twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
or could it just be that JR is retarded?
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that too
but I’ve given up hope of him ever changing…
True Blue Jazz
Bucco Ball
I'm on Twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
They cut to him on FSN
He looked exactly like a cow chewing its cud. (Or sunflower seeds I guess)
by DialedtoGiles on Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he was pretending to be a cow.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
"It's not my fault the Pirates suck...
I was getting milked!"
by DialedtoGiles on Jul 5, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Mario
now 7 Ks in this series!
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Slowest bat speed ever...
I hate you, Adam.
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary--but my technique is very necessary.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
I want to punch my monitor.
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary--but my technique is very necessary.
Perhaps I'm doing you a service, amigo...
At least then you wouldn’t hafta watch this?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Garrett Jones single
our best prospect!
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Ugh....
They just said we face Mike Hampton tomorrow. It just keeps getting worse….
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
6 K's
and 66% of our offense has come from Cutch.
This is gonna be a looooong afternoon.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
As I said before
Nolasco has been very good since returning from Triple A. The Marlins rotation is awesome.
He has been doing well...
but I think our line up is making him look better than he is.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, I take full responcability......I'm sorry.....
See what I did there Ian Snell?
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You took
responcability.
We want him to take responsibility.
There’s a difference. If he came out and said “Yep, I take full responcability……I’m sorry…..”, people would laugh at him.
True Blue Jazz
Bucco Ball
I'm on Twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
Did you mean
To spell responsibility like that?
LOL
F u buddy…….
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jul 5, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Looked like McCutchen or Wilson might have called him off.
by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 5, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So many hits
Up the middle today, though, that one doesn’t really count.
Welp, meltdown complete
later, all… I’ve got some fingers to smash with a hammer… less painful than this garbage…
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary--but my technique is very necessary.
I think I’m not far behind you in this respect.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Me either
though finger smashing isn’t my thing.
I might just go play some NBA 2k7 or something…
True Blue Jazz
Bucco Ball
I'm on Twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
I think
the Jazz were still good then, weren’t they?
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 5, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
horrible in that game.
I still need to go get 2k9 (or wait for the next one).
I need to go get MLB ’09 the Show as well… my old version of that stopped working.
True Blue Jazz
Bucco Ball
I'm on Twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
Indy wins 1-0
Snell goes all 7 innings.
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Bucco Ball
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RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
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