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Around SBN: The Worst Team Ever Projected?

Pirates vs. Astros, 7 July 2009

Pittsburgh Pirates at Houston Astros, Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM EDT




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Lineups

McCutchen CF
Wilson SS
Moss RF
Adam LaRoche 1B
Jones LF
Andy LaRoche 3B
Vazquez 2B
Jaramillo C
Maholm P

Bourn CF
Tejada SS
Berkman 1B
Lee LF
Pence RF
Rodriguez C
Matsui 2B
Keppinger 3B
Moehler P

by shayborg on Jul 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Still no Freddy…

by shayborg on Jul 7, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this the first day I can post things with my phone?

by Steve In on Jul 7, 2009 7:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Power surge...

well…if we need a power hitter…we can always call up this guy from Indy that has hit HR’s 3 games in a row.

Bad news…it’s Brian Bixler.

by Thunder on Jul 7, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

And all three have been the opposite way. WTF?

by shayborg on Jul 7, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they sitting Freddy

To make sure his option doesn’t vest, making him more valuable to a trade partner?

by thecheeseisblue on Jul 7, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

……and because they believe he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll….

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

5:16 p.m.: No Sanchez in the lineup for the fifth consecutive game with the back injury (he also sat out Thursday, but was a healthy scratch). Good news though, he said that he took some swings today and, although he didn’t hit any live pitching, he got in some work off the batting tee and also some soft toss. Manager John Russell said Friday in Philadelphia remains a possibility for Sanchez’s return.

from the PBC Blog

So it looks like he’s on board with the plan too. :)

by shayborg on Jul 7, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddy

Has a bad back. With his All Star selection, he is all but assured to get enough PAs now to make his extension vest.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Crappy pitcher starting…Jack at #2, Brandon Moss batting third….my guess is we get 3 hits, 0 runs. :-( I do hope I am wrong.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Wowsers, he’s now tied for first in the NL with 11 errors

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moss

didn’t hit a home run, bench him forever
(sarcasm)

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

we are killing the ball

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow Mario

that was a nice pitch to watch

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

2K's so far.......

I’m thinking more than 10 for the game.

by Krazybuc on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

One cannot hit a baseball without swinging at it, Adam.

by Thunder on Jul 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Mario hits dingers with his mind.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...

Maholm on the mound, JJ behind the plate.

We all know this is a problematic combintion…

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The Pirates

have the two worst ERAs for starting pitchers in the NL with Ohlie and Maholm having above a 6 ERA…any ideas why?

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

you forgot to say "on the road"

Maholm was the same way last year so it doesnt surprise me.

As for Ohlie, I think it being his first full season and being comfortable in PNC is the answer. Wehner attributes it to the big left field

by Jett on Jul 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones

way to take it opposite field

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Garrett Jones

gets the first hit of the ball game

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Luigi

takes a page out of his brother’s playbook…Great.

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

erased.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

houston’s training staff out looking at Moehler

by Jett on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

How did

Carlos Lee beat that out?

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

erased!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't make an effort

or anything Vazquez, you might throw out your back

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

As much as I think we should trade Freddy

It frightens me to have to watch Vazquez the rest of the year at 2nd

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

It could be worse:

Think DY….

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least DY can hit

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey,

Vazquez has a homer…

um – and 2 “Z’s” in his name!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I concede to you sir

I would like 2 Z’s

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

See?

see how how are?

Y’know, if you’d just sit and think a minnit before you fly off th’ handle…

;-)

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, for one, would love to see the PBC go all out to get Sean Rodriguez from the LAA for Grabow (and probably a low level prospect). Slick fielder, good hitter in minors, totally buried on the LAA depth chart.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vazquez is a 3B at best. We need guys who can field the positions if Freddy/Jack are gone.

by Gorkys n' Beans on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

welcome Luis Cruz

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, welcome Eric Young Jr. (if Freddy gets traded). It’s been reported that we are interested in the Rockies’ prospect.

by mspirate on Jul 8, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

On Lameday,

none of those pitches crossed the plate.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Thought there might be a triple there.

by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has freakish speed

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never make the 1st or 3rd out of the inning at 3B?

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it would’ve been that close

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Cutch could've had 3

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid Bourn

and his speed keeps Cutch from getting another triple

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Turns out that the only thing that can kill McCutchen’s speed… is more speed.

by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack Wilson!

2 run hr!

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

WILSON

A HOME RUN…HOLY CRAP

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, it looked like a golf swing on that sinker.

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess the whole double/triple thing was irrelevant.

by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Just ups Jackie Boy’s trade value.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy,

AGAIN with the leadoff walks…

.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d fear Bourn’s bat too

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Why didn’t they wave Bourne around…

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

GRRRRRRRRR…..

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff walks that turn into runs make me die a little on the inside.

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It irritates me 10x more

when a reliever comes in and walks the first guy of the inning

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could Vazquez

have made that more interesting?

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice K. Pene was totally confused.

by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

That would've been

penne, anyway.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey, great...

now I’m hungry.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

just thinking the same thing…I really appreciate you both bringing this up

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha. I take the blame.

I’m pretty hungry too, if that’s any consolation. Only one real meal today. But I’ve got to prepare to teach for a few hours while I watch the game before I can go home.

by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

so no penne for you? too bad

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

GF is ordering pizza even now.

Thank heavens for GrubHub!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow great turn there for 2

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

So

I get home late, and I miss an Angry Jack homer?

Man…

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RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09

by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Angry Jack

is angry.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was curious on that too

as well as the Doug M. helmet problem… what was that?

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

attaboy, Pauly!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Un be lievable

Jack you are an amazing defender

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s the best defensive SS in the game. I can’t think of anybody else I would chose over Jack defensively. Simply the best.

by mspirate on Jul 8, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does jack have a gold glove? And if not why? Don’t tell me cause of his bat because I feel like I remember rey ordonez getting gold gloves and usually hitting around .200

by Steve In on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He does not

and it’s because of his bat

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason those are linked

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It didn't use

to be that way. But now, it’s the person who gets the most exposure and is at least decent defensively (as far as fielding % wise). And a player gets more exposure by being good offensively.

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Case in point McClouths gold glove last year I guess

by Steve In on Jul 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not sure if that was just hit in the right spot

or Vazquez is running with cinder blocks

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Wha hoppen?

Vazquez couldn’t handle it?

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Blooper

in exactly the right spot scores a run

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm impressed with Moss's D

he doesn’t have a lot of speed but he makes good reads on balls and takes good routes

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yup.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moss didn't continue the inning

bench him

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

85 pitches for Paul

Might pitch 1 more unless the O somehow gets goin this inning.

by BadAndy on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Odd..

Mario grounding out to 2B like that…

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Moehler's

first BB.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

there you go Jones

SB

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I do enjoy watching him at the plate

he’s got a nice swing

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he must move

his legs faster than he moves his arm.

by BlindSquirrel on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Mario's is prettier

that’s why I’m glad he doesn’t waste it smacking baseballs with it

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

- the “with it”

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moehler out

Bydrak in to face Vasquez

by BadAndy on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Time to light these suckas up!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Vazquez is just the guy to do it!

2 Z’s!

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It irritates me 10x more

when a reliever comes in and walks the first guy of the inning

“Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat.”

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 7:57 PM CDT

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be yelling at the TV

if I was an Astros fan…please give Veal back to the Cubs

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

A reliever comes in

and walks the first batter he faces on four pitches

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

and

it wasn’t one of the Pirates’ relievers

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good for us

but absolutely brutal…every manager has to want to punch his reliever after that

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta PH for Maholm

if JJ does nothing.

Team needs some runs!

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Better to be lucky...

…than good.

We got lucky there.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad they scored...

but WTF is JJ doing swinging at the first pitch from a new reliever??

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, who is in last place?

3-2 bucs!

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

What I Like

Is when the other team does dumb things.

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Atta Boy

DY! PH RBI single! 4-2 Buccos

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DY + JJ

2 pitches, 2 RBI.

Crazy.

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea Young! They only thing he CAN do well!

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea Cutch! Boo JJ!

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Cutch

with a RBI, and JJ gets thrown out

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Beasley is an idiot

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Beasley might be the worst base coach in baseball.

WHY do you send the catcher with one out and your second hitter coming up?

HE’D HAVE SCORED RIGHT THERE.

by Suffering Buc on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYO!!!!

4 consecutive RBI singles?!?!

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

But got lucky the second time. Bad throw by Lee.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Fire the base coaches already; it’s bee too many times this season we’ve given away outs

by Gorkys n' Beans on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BEASLEY needs to go

Bones can stay another 5 years

by BadAndy on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

another hit

that would’ve scored two if JJ hadn’t been sent earlier

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Moss

0-3..and swings at the first pitch. And people wonder why I am down on the guy. sigh

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Leave it to Moss to kill it...........sorry Cocktails

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

s'ok.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really think it would do the kid a world of good to put up a great season at AAA to get his confidence up rather than continue to struggle at the major league level.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, everyone else (but Cutch) swung on the first pitch. The guy was basically throwing batting practice.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Several guys swung at the 1st pitch…doesn’t make it right for any of them. But, if you are hitting .300 and get a hit it sure is better tha if you are hitting .260 and make an out.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, now…

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

for those who want Moss to sit

its not going to matter in a few weeks: Milledge in LF, Moss in RF, Jones at 1st and DY at 2nd…

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

DY at 2nd = worst of all time for Pit?

by Gorkys n' Beans on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

I like DY…it will be terrible fielding though

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t think of anyone worse, offhand…

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could make Jose Castillo look like a wizard.

by Gorkys n' Beans on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did

Bixler ever play 2nd? Or Cruz? Or whoever the back-up was last year?

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will matter if he is still in the line up and still not doing well. I don’t care who else is or isn’t playing.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That groundout by Moss

will get all the Yinzers in a tizzy

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

GD Yahoo boxscore...

It’s still at the end o the 6th.
I might as well just close it and read what you all have to say.

by BlindSquirrel on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully big Joe proves me wrong here.

by Gorkys n' Beans on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

or, makes progress towards it.

by Gorkys n' Beans on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMIRITE?
Time to light these suckas up!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM CDT

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously

You need to make that comment every inning, and we’ll win a lot of ballgames.

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until the opposite happens and he will be a jinx………

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Takes one to know one.

Heh.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Very true my friend. Very true.

I also learned another important lesson that day. Don’t try to spell responsible when recovering from a 2 day drinking binge.

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st mistake: ending th’ binge.

2nd mistake: spelling.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ran out of days off…… Not like I haven’t gone to work drunk before but you know….

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a jinx...

My mom still thinks I’m cool though

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda unrelated, but not really
The Brewers are not happy with Ryan Braun’s recent call for some changes.

“It was inappropriate for him to say what he said, and I’m not happy about it,” general manager Doug Melvin told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Monday.

“To make the statements he made and also get on his teammates like that, it was irresponsible on his part. It just ticked me off.”

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RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09

by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

...
“[The Cubs] starting pitching is a lot better than ours,” Braun said. “They threw the ball a lot better than our starters did. They certainly swung the bats better than we did. Clearly they were the better team. It’s nice to get the one win but they clearly outplayed us and outperformed us all series.”

Braun then called out Melvin, looking for a bit of a shakeup.

“We’re at the point right now where it would be important for us to go out there and acquire somebody,” Braun said.

“I know [Melvin] is trying to make our ballclub better. I know he recognizes the importance of making a move and making it soon, but at the same time I think everybody’s recognized there’s a lot of teams that are still in the race.

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pu$$y.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Because It's True

Don’t mean you’re sup’posta say it.

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has a major league baseball player ever been fragged? (And no, Jose Canseco doesn’t count.)

Braun could be the first.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braun has solidified himself as the biggest bitch in baseball.

by Suffering Buc on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Astros broadcast explaining that the Nats and Stros have a suspended game to complete on Thursday. Hanrahan could wind up as the winning pitcher. lol

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's Get Physical?

Are they playing Olivia Newton John’s “Let’s Get Physical” at the ballgame?

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

uuummmm......

Dude…. Does that make you any better for knowing that song?

haha.

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Sayin'

Kind of a weird song for a “family atmosphere.”

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Grabow

Get these guy out to up your trade value.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

whoops.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

well,

he did get him out…

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully there are no ML scouts at the game.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berks the tying run

and promptly grounds out!

by BadAndy on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Who’s swinging at the first pitch now

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

,“Where’s your Messiah now?”

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can relate

it’s kinda like Mario.

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least Berkman doesn’t try to pull everything (unlike Rally Killer)

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

except Lance is way cooler and isn't nicknamed LeDouche

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Compare and contrast. Berkman, 1st pitch ground out to 3B. Rally Killer, the old strike out looking.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait til he's gone

bring all the stats you want I can’t stand him

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on dude...he has his own hunting show....how could you not like him?

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I went hunting one time in my life

shot a squirrel and it didn’t die…it just laid there suffering til i killed it with my knife…

Trade him

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

....and how did that make you FEEL?

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never picked up a gun again

It was almost as bad as watching Mario bat

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

killing stuff = cool

Adam = not so much

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time I watch Mario bat

I feel like that squirrel

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope PETA attacks you with a bucket of paint

or w/e they use.

What’d the gorilla’s ever do to you?

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a bucket of blood...

and they only do that if you wear animal fur…

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'd rather him swing at the 1st pitch......

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You got your choices from Adam:

Strike out swinging

Strike out looking

Ground out to 2B

Ground out to 1B

GIDP

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot meaningless 9th-inning home run

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought about it, but his meaningless, nobody-on-HR signal to noise ratio is pretty damn low.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

That’s quite a variety. I wish he had a hit on that menu.

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha…Yep. Oh, what about the lazy flyout to RF every once in a while?

by mspirate on Jul 8, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jones having a good day

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jones is playing balls to the wall. This is the kind of effort I love to see from my players.

by Suffering Buc on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

He’s working really hard to stay with the big club. I’m not sure what kind of future he has, but I’m enjoying watching the way he plays.

by biggyv on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am too

and maybe we have a complementary piece in Jones

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If nothing else

definitely better than signing guys like Burnitz or Randa or someone to sit on the bench.

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones is the type of player we want to fill the role that Hinske was filling and dirty Doug did last year. Only he’s a younger version that we can keep around for a couple years.

by Brakeman8 on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don't we move Adam to the bullpen?

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is his preordained, promised July breakout????

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

AFTER

the ASB…

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I should just stay drunk until then.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s probably healthy.

by thecheeseisblue on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear to Jobu

that Grabow cannot stand to pitch unless someone is on base.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn’t good. Capps needs at least two runs cushion for me to feel safe.

by Suffering Buc on Jul 7, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Me=annoyed

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

me=slightly less annoyed

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in Capps

he’s the closer for a reason

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean...

we only save our best relief pitcher for the rare times we have a lead in the ninth? Because that’s the only inning where we might lose a game? Don’t let Russell know this info!

by ryebr3ad on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

or any other manager

That would be rule #1 I would change if I was a manager. That reasoning makes no sense

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

you turn to your most reliable guy in a time of need. Which is not always in the last inning

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm now irritated thinking about that

how is there not a single manager that thinks that way

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breathe deep, amigo.

We’re prolly gonna win this one.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...I never get too worked up when we are winning

If you could’ve heard me JR’s first game when we blew the 5 run 9th inning when the ball dropped between McLouth and Bay

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because otherwise the agent of the closer

will attack him in public.

Closers are, unfortunately, paid on ‘saves’ it seems.
Not on other numbers

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Borowski

got ya

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Murtaugh knew this.

Some BB knowledge was lost in the 80’s, including the concept of bringing in your best RP when he was most needed.

It’s like in Star Trek where the Underwriter’s Laboratories (UL) must have been destroyed in an old world war, so whenever the ship is attacked the monitors on the bridge blow up and kill countless redshirts.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Our pen hasn’t blown one in a while.

by ryebr3ad on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

DP!

Grabow pulls it off!

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by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Grabow's next manager

smokes. He’ll need to.

Grabow is the reincarnation of Don “Full Pack” Stanhouse.

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So trade him to Detroit?

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabow and Jonathan Papelbon are very comparable in the way they get outs. Although Paps is a closer, he also loves to allow a lot of baserunners and then get out of the jam. Paps is a great closer, but he would drive me mad if I were a Red Sox fan.

by mspirate on Jul 8, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice swing by Salazar. I assume he’ll get the start on Sunday in Philly?

by Suffering Buc on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Did you guys know the Buccos lead the majors in double plays turned? Their 3 tonight puts them at 97 on the season.

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I Wonder

If that’s one of those stats that you don’t actually wanna lead the league in.

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shrug.
Still it’s kinda neat.

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It Is

But I wonder if it just means that they put too many people on first base to begin with.

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates fan...

insert some quote about taking the few things you get…

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RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09

by UtesFan89 on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

’66 Pirates — all time ML best in DPs. (Gene Alley and Maz both were awarded Gold Gloves.)

by WstCstBucco on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

How weird

would it be if Jack was traded and won it this year. He’s deserved one for years as a Pirate

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he played

in New York or some other big market, he would have at least one

by Green_Wave on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god Nate could hit a little

or he wouldn’t have one

"Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat."

by BattlinBucs on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh.

While I’m at it, we also lead the majors in OF assists.

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Capps Comes In

But he can’t hear his special song, will he still pitch OK?

by Androgen Jar Jimmy on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Raise it!!!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Raise the Jolly Roger!!

by pittbluedevil on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

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