The KEY to the 2011 Season

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 6:06 PM EST

I found this video of an anonymous PBC Front Office "Higher-Up" elucidating on what will be the thing to put us over the top this coming season. Please be advised that there is some NSFW language, as sometimes the kind of things you hear around a baseball club are...

How to win in 2011 or: The Final Piece to the Pirates' Puzzle.

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...okay, so I made it myself. But what if pirate21 WAS right? Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.

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Pretty good...but...

You forgot about Melky Cabrera. How are we ever going to compete without Melky Cabrera??? Lol

by buccomania on Dec 11, 2010 6:39 PM EST reply actions

Cabrera's not terribly necessary

but his arm, oh, his arm!

by BurgherKing on Dec 11, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions

Make one yourself,

if you don’t like it.

Sheesh.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions

HAHAHA

I love it.

by hilltoppeer on Dec 11, 2010 6:58 PM EST reply actions

hahahaha

by BigB2323 on Dec 11, 2010 7:12 PM EST reply actions

tThe bosox owner was named in an article, murray chase i believe, condemming the pirates for the welfare system.

specifically taking it, and not respending enough on the major league team. so any trade that looks like a salary dump, ie. doumit or maholm provided it could be worked out may get vetoed by john henry. even though the union had no problem with our plan. he also had

* i am pulling this up from my memory and could be completely wrong, again.

by karreemofwheat on Dec 11, 2010 7:34 PM EST reply actions

opps

he also had no problem fleecing us out of j bay

by karreemofwheat on Dec 11, 2010 7:36 PM EST reply actions

Cocktailsfor2

You are now officially my favorite poster. That was the funniest thing I have seen
in a while. God am I that big of a jerk?

by pirates21 on Dec 11, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions

Thanks.

Give it a rec if you like it.

And yes, you were being a dick yesterday.

Nothing personal.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions

And by "being a dick,"

I meant that in the best possible way I could.

C’mon – Snooki?

Sounds like your meds are better than mine…

;-)

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

cocktailsfor2

I’m gonna have to avenge that cartoon but I’m kinda computer stupid so it might
take me a long time. My kids think your nuts.

by pirates21 on Dec 11, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions

Your kids think my nuts what? Eep!

Heh.

(You prolly shouldn’t be showing that to the young ’uns.)

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions

That's what you get

for leaving your Video Barbie where P21’s kids can find it.

by bucdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions

Rec'd

Cool.

"I choose to gamble with my life

Twice the risk, four times the prize

Nothing knocks me over"

by lighthouse913 on Dec 11, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions

Gracias, amigo

thought you would get a kick out of it.

Camping in the tundra for the holidays?

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions

Heck no,

to cold this time of year for me; though I will be pretty much not working from the 18th till the 10th, but if I do anything it will be in hotels.
Paul.

"I choose to gamble with my life

Twice the risk, four times the prize

Nothing knocks me over"

by lighthouse913 on Dec 11, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions

I kinda figgered that...

Sissymary.

Heh.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions

Absofnlutely

Camping is also work; camping in the winter is way to much work.
Paul.

"I choose to gamble with my life

Twice the risk, four times the prize

Nothing knocks me over"

by lighthouse913 on Dec 12, 2010 2:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions

Another thumbs up for cocktails!

by patthatt on Dec 11, 2010 9:21 PM EST reply actions

Lars Anderson.

Get him. I’d trade McCutchen and Alvarez to get Lars fucking Anderson.

by IAPiratesFan on Dec 11, 2010 9:24 PM EST reply actions

i'll buy that for a dollar

by white angus on Dec 12, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions

Thanks to everyone for the kind words and rec’s.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Dec 11, 2010 9:46 PM EST reply actions

That nearly killed me

+5 and a rec from me.

http://bleedblackandgold.com/

by Say Hey Johnny Ray on Dec 11, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions

Good...good....

by theatrain on Dec 12, 2010 3:23 PM EST reply actions

+1

by Slick1 on Dec 12, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions

Not only did I rec this...

I uploaded it to my Facebook page. Lol. You are effing awesome dude!

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
RIP Corey Keller, James Taylor, M. Jay Darby, Derek Davis.

by gorillakilla34 on Dec 14, 2010 1:20 AM EST reply actions