With the Pirates’ season spiraling out of control, we must look for new and exciting things to discuss and analyze. Of course, what could be more fun and exciting than arguing about which of the Pirates’ fastest players is, you know, faster?

Luckily, both Jose Tabata and Andrew McCutchen had to hustle down the line today with the intent of beating out a ground ball. Who do you think was faster?

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