A Fake Message Board Post About The Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Circa 2007
I'M DONE WITH THIS TEAM
Posted by: DOA IN '08
August 18, 2007 at 11:34 PM
(*@#&$ this team! We're 27 games out of first, we have to be in the same division as the Red Sox and Yankees, and we have the WORST OWNERSHIP IN BASEBALL!!! What is Friedman doing?! We have a fat guy (Ty Wigginton) at second, a shortstop (Brendan Harris) who can't even play the position, a third baseman who will be cut by the Pirates three years from now, and a right fielder (Delmon Young) who can't be bothered to catch the ball! Nolan Ryan, Tom Seaver and Jesus Christ himself couldn't put up winning records for this team! Not that the guys we have are Ryan, Seaver and Jesus! No, we have two decent starters (Scott Kazmir and James Shields) and then three guys who can't keep their ERAs under six. Edwin Jackson? Andy Sonnanstine? J.P. Howell? Ugh. And don't even get me started on Jae Weong Seo--no one is even going to remember who that is three years from now!
And the bullpen! It's like Friedman didn't even try!!! Casey Fossum! Shawn Camp! Brian Stokes! Has your head hit your desk yet? No? I'll keep going! Grant Balfour! Jon Switzer! Jae Kuk Ryu! Believe it or not, the point of baseball is not to accumulate crappy pitchers named "Jae"!
There's more! Our catcher (Dioner Navarro) has a .641 OPS! One of our spare outfielders (Elijah Dukes) is more concerned with sending threatening text messages than with batting over .200! We have the one second baseman in the world worse than Wigginton in B.J. Upton, and we're starting Upton like half the time there too! Our primary DH (Greg Norton) is a 34-year-old nobody! Even our team name sounds vaguely satanic!
Now you look at this mess and tell me how these problems are ever going to be fixed. I'm done with this team!!!!!
Now, just a quick FAQ:
Are you saying the 2010 Pirates are the same as the 2007 Devil Rays?
No.
Are you somehow trying to say that the Pirates aren't awful?
No. They're terrible. However, we've known for, literally, years that 2010 was going to be a terrible season. Bad teams have losing streaks. That's what they do. It stinks, a lot, but it's not the end of the world. So calm down.
So what is your point?
The fact that the team is bad right now can camouflage the fact that things are getting better. If you watched the 2007 Devil Rays, you would not have seen a team that looked ready to contend in 2008. In fact, you would have seen a team that looked like a complete disaster. But progress is not measured by marginal improvements in wins at the big league level. That's not really how it works. And if you were following the Devil Rays, you would have seen a team that had a bunch of talented players in both the minors and the majors. And once a team has talent, however it's distributed, things can come together quickly.
The Pirates don't have as much talent as the Devil Rays did in '07 - Dave Littlefield has seen to that - and it will be a couple more years, at least, before the Bucs really get it together. And there are no guarantees. But Neil Walker has emerged as a credible major leaguer. Jose Tabata just hit his first big league homer. Andrew McCutchen, at 23, is already the best player on the team. And the best prospect the Pirates have graduated in years just made his debut. Clearly, these aren't times to be happy, but there's more going on here than there seems to be. No one likes to see losing at the big league level, but if that's all you're seeing, and if frustration is all you're feeling, you're getting this all wrong.
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The results aren’t what anyone likes to see, but those that love the Pirates love to see McCutchen, Tabata, and Walker doing well as Alvarez joins them. I’m hoping Pedro can make his adjustments and hits the way we know he can. I have faith Lincoln will pitch better in the future than he did in his first two starts. The results aren’t what we like to see right now, but there are certainly reasons for dedicated Pirates fans to be excited.
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by blackjackfishtaco on Jun 18, 2010 6:12 AM EDT reply actions
One thing is for sure right now
All Rays fans are sabermetricians, and all sabermetricians are Rays fans, but (obviously) Pirates fans are not sabermetricians.
2010 is still painful
Three things make this year painful IMO 1) our SP have really regressed (except Paul) killing any trade value and opening up more holes 2) Clement, LaRoche and to some degree Milledge have been a huge disappointment., although Lastings has hit well recently 3) Our fundamentals are really bad (baserunning, moving runners, etc) making it painful to watch.
Yinzers uber alles
Duke hasn't really regressed.
4.31 xFIP in 2009, 4.38 in 2010.
There are two main things driving the higher ERA this year, neither of which is really under his control: a much higher batting average allowed on balls in play (.296 last year, .359 this year) and a slightly unlucky HR/FB ratio (14.5%, where almost all ML pitchers regress toward 10%).
I also think it’s a little early to talk about Ohlendorf regressing, given that he’s only made nine starts this year. Though there’s no denying that his performance to date has been at least a mild disappointment.
Agreed
You have to consider that the Pirates feilding this year is night to last years day. What is the defense ranked this year? 28th while last year I think it was in the top 10?
that will hapen when you lose a good INF combo of Wilson/Sanchez, LaRoche played good defense last year compared to poor/inconsistent defense this year. Lastings Milledge hasn’t been as good as Morgan was last year pre-trade. McCutchen is still learning/improving. Doumit hasn’t been consistent. All of this is having an affect on the Pitching ERA’s.
I would expect the defense to be better next year as Tabata and Alvarez get acclimated and Walker/Pearce become mainstays at 2nd and 1st respectivly.
Hopefully Doumit is just having a down year and will play better next year before his replacement Sanchez forces a move.
Duke isn’t that unlucky. The defense the Pirates have assembled, which he is reliant on more than most other starters, is poor now. The struggles (5+ era) date back to when we traded Nyjer Morgan, Wilson, and Sanchez.
by Adam Reynolds on Jun 18, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh...
Bad defense is why he’s giving up all those homers.
That’s what Nyjer’s range will do for you.
by MarkInDallas on Jun 18, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Our outfielders aren’t reaching over the fence to catch all the bombs.
As with Morton, I don’t want to chalk up all the increased homers to bad luck. Duke’s fastball is 1.5 MPH slower, and he is unfortunately serving them up this year. The bombs are both a function of both bad luck and deteriorating stuff.
by Adam Reynolds on Jun 18, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless a pitcher's stuff is well below ML quality...
…(think final season Matt Morris here) he’ll still head toward a HR/FB of 10%.
Duke is actually allowing fewer fly balls this year (29.5%) than he did last year (32.8%).
Part of the homers is a streak of bad luck....
unless a pitcher has a history of giving up homeruns it can be partially blamed on “bad luck”.
The high hitting average is the fault of the defense.
Locally...
Don’t know how much this has already been discussed, but for those here that don’t reside locally, this team is getting beat up by the media here more than I can ever remember. After “Extension-Gate”, I’m to the point where I have to turn off the radio.
Well it seems that...
the local media believes that they have a right to know and the outrage they are venting comes from a “how dare they” feeling. Its pure arrogance from the media.
Who cares…Frankly I dont.
Ron Cook is up in arms as well.
God, Ron Cook is a moron.
I’m to the point now if I see him on the street it will take every ounce of the fiber of my being to not punch him in the face.
Meanwhile
Smizik is pimping for Walt Jocketty, because he is not a sabermterician.
by RichieHebner on Jun 18, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It isn't just there, but I'm sure the pure volume of it is worse.
I live in State College, Pa., and a local talk dork that comes on at 4:00 on weekday afternoons rarely has anything good to say about the Pirates. He regularly calls Duke the worst pitcher in the majors and does all the things we hate – “Take out his two best starts and his numbers are this…” No shit – take out just about every pitcher’s two best starts and his numbers are worse. He lightens up a little when he is conversing with the GMs for the Curve and Spikes, local teams, but if he isn’t busting on Duke, he is chiding NH and lamenting the Aki fiasco. A couple of weeks ago, he was having a conversation centering on the success he thought the Curve (AA) would have if they played the Pirates for a period of 10 games. I couldn’t listen to that very long, both because it was stupid and I had to pick kids up at school, but his thought was that the Curve would win a couple at least and be competitive for the remainder of the games. Can someone tell me what purpose such a conversation serves? I mean other than demonstrating that the guy is a tool?
It's got you talking about it,
and listening to it.
That’s all he’s trying to do – garner ratings.
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
by cocktailsfor2 on Jun 18, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, I rarely listen to him for that reason.
Just happened to be on from what I was listening to in the morning. The guy who had the show before him is now the Curve GM and he was much more reasonable to listen to on all subjects, particularly the Pirates. At least the criticisms were fair with the previous guy. The present guy is doing nothing more than trying to get callers, then he doesn’t really let them speak if they disagree with him. Maybe he is auditioning for a job in the Burgh.
Whether with sports or politics,
the majority of talk radio “personalities” demagogue a bunch of lowest common denominator populism in order to create as much ratings-driving heat as possible. Any commentator’s discourse reveals his/her true attitude toward her/his audience. If you pay attention, you’ll note that most of the talk radio crowd views their audience’s brain activity as consisting of irritable mental urges as opposed to clear and reasonable thoughts.
"Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway
I think the worst was yesterday afternoon when Seibel was yammering on endlessly about how he didn’t care that the team didn’t tell the media, but he was oh so upset that they wouldn’t tell the fans.
by gorillagogo on Jun 18, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Seibel is a psycho.
The week that Starky was on vacation, we got to hear the real Seibel. He dedicated a whole show to screeching about Russell saying Eveland’s start was good and he pitched good but inconsistent.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 18, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I remember that. What an embarrassment.
by gorillagogo on Jun 18, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
It's kind of odd
I still think Seibel and Starkey are a lot better to listen than the goofs on ESPN at the same time, but I think I find myself yelling at the radio more when when S&S are on than anyone. Part of that is from listening to them a lot more than the other guys, but a lot of it comes from them having just really uninformed opinions about the Pirates too many times.
Listening to Seibel alone that week was pretty brutal though.
I was just listening to 93.7 coming home from the store when I heard Bob Pompeani going off on a rant about the Pirates for about 30 seconds…. at the beginning of a Nissan commercial.
I actually find all of this funny. I mean just listening to all of the idiots calling in and freaking out about how betrayed they feel over the Huntington contract situation.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 18, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
i was just listening to Cook and New York Guy in the car, and they were talking about “how can any players or free agents trust this front office now. All we want is the FO to be honest.”
This, like every other potential negative thing about the Pirates, is being blown ridiculously out of proportion.
I can just imagine when this organization starts to turn it around at the MLB level...
1) The first time they make it over .500: Cook- " Yea they finally broke the consecutive seasons streak but they still didn’t make the playoffs. Their over all record under this regime is still below .500. If they would have just traded ____ prospect(s) for _ veteran(s) they could have made the playoffs but that would mean they’d have to pay someone."
2) The front office extends McCutchen and possibly a few other core players, buying out the first few seasons of free agency: Cook- " Yea it’s nice to see they kept their word on extensions but we’ve seen this before. Anyone remember the McLouth situation?"
3) The team makes the playoffs but falls short of the World Series: Cook- " It was nice to see the Pirates FINALLY return to respectability and make it to the playoffs but if they would have only made a play for signing ____ veteran in the offseason they would be in the Series. Yet another instance of Nutting’s cheapness hindering this franchise."
4) The Pirates beat the odds and win the world series: Cook- " It is amazing that the players pulled this off despite the efforts of the front office to ruin the team. They still aren’t the Steelers or Penguins though. Maybe I’ll change my tune if they win a few more."
5) Cook hits the powerball: Cook- " Yea it’s nice to hit the lotto but the government gets to take half and then my wife will take half of the rest when she takes advantage of this prime opportunity to divorce me. I may as well just put myself out of my misery."
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 18, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Re: Cook winning the lotto
“And after all that maybe I’ve got enough for a new car, and then what? I’ve gotta pay taxes on the car. Damn kids bugging me to take ‘em for a ride all the time. I tell ya’, Uncle Sam…”
by WarningTrack on Jun 20, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
"I mean other than demonstrating that the guy is a tool?"
Fool?
If he thinks the talent level at short season A and AA is a lot better now than a couple years ago, he should be talking more about what NH/FC are doing to rebuild the organization properly through the draft and international signings.
It may take a few more years, but at some point it will make a big difference in Pittsburgh too.
He probably thinks those prospects just appeared at those levels despite NH/FC…
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 18, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it's funny...
That you blamed DL for our terrible situation (which I wholeheartedly agree with) and then cite Andrew McCutchen and Neil Walker as two reasons why things aren’t as bad as they seem.
Just sayin’.
I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut.
Walker seems to be a product of Kyle Stark whipping his ass into shape, too.
I mean, all of Littlefield’s first rounders seemed to get a boost by it happening.
Exactly
I mean these players were drafted under DL but they have turned their careers around ( Walker, Lincoln,Moskos) or put in a position for maxiumum success (McCutchen) under NH’s team. I mean with the desperation move of trading for Matt Morris, who’s to say, given one more year, that DL wouldn’t have rushed McCutchen to the Pirates to try to save his job.
"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets so a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
by gorillakilla34 on Jun 18, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Only a couple things upset me.
The lack of fundamentals the Pirates show at times and the inability to adjust. What I mean by that is that almost no one seems to adjust their approach throughout the game. Maybe I am being overly critical. Let’s use Duke as an example. He usually pitches well for 3-4 innings but after that he gives up 5 runs or the batters not adjusting to a different pattern of pitches in their 3rd ab. It seems they are always sitting on a fastball and miss the curve or change.
Other than that I understand they are young and they will do better. I love the way Hungtington approaches his job and think the Bucs should keep him around for 3-4 more years to see his plan through. I think the 2011 Pirates will break through and show us something special.
I'm not that upset with this team...
because i knew there’d be growing pains. someone can correct me if i’m wrong but hasn’t it taken pedro at least a month to adjust to each level? on top of that isn’t steve pearce batting right around 280? so when he comes back that should move jones into right, and him at 1b and then lastings being on the bench, which his numbers are good for a bench man. top off all of that with young arms, which almost always hit streaks, and a few middle of the rotation type guys in the minors… this year should be all about growing pains, and letting players get on track. i get excited each time walker gets a hit, or tabata gets on base, or someone says cutch… because i know that this time next year those guys will be better. also we have some guys we can trade to build more depth, without compromising our future. guys like doumit, and dotel… no this isn’t our year to win the world series, no we probably won’t hit .500; however this is the year we get to see good players, at a young age show us our future… this is the year that while our president was unable to deliver hope, our buccos can give us hope for the future, and for a return to winning. Let’s go Bucs!
I'm kind of torn on Pearce v. Milledge
Milledge has steadily improved his offense as the year’s gone on. BA/OBP/SLG by month:
March/April: .229/.281/.289
May: .269/.360/.346
June (to date): .342/.419/.474
I kind of hate to push him to the bench now that he’s finally heating up a bit. That said, Pearce was certainly doing pretty well before he got hurt…
It’s a nice problem to have.
maybe i misrepresented the point...
its not so much that i think milledge is bad, as i think he’d be great to have on the bench. plus when pearce comes back, worse case scenerio is he tanks, and milledge is back out there. thats fine because this is the year to find all of that out. i more so think though is there anyteam in the majors that wouldn’t want milledge on thier bench? he could start some places, but just about every team would have them on thier roster… this is a great improvement from starting guys who wouldn’t be on a roster in the bigs, and some of who wouldn’t even start at triple A for other teams.
This is speculative
And I feel bad saying it b/c his attitude has been great since becoming a buc, but I wonder how Milledge would react to becoming a fourth outfielder.
by DITO on Jun 18, 2010 2:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Milledge has a BABIP of over .400 this month. I agree he shouldn’t be benched without much playing time, but I’d like to see Pearce get the majority of the PAs.
by MarkInDallas on Jun 18, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of it is BABIP, obviously.
But some of it is potentially skill-based, too.
ISO by month:
March/April: .060
May: .077
June (to date): .132
BB/K by month:
March/April: 6/11 [1 IBB]
May: 9/15 [1 IBB]
June (to date): 5/7
And the component ratios on contact look to be improving, too.
G/L/F ratio by month:
March/April: 54.9% / 16.9% / 28.2%
May: 49.2% / 19.0% / 31.7%
June (to date): 41.9% / 19.4% / 38.7%
The higher line drive rate is what’s driving part of that increased BABIP (not all, not most, but some), and the higher fly ball rate accounts for the improvement in isolated power.
Even if it’s not actual improvement (and it might not be), it’s still nice to see him playing better.
As was mentioned above
It’s the pitching that has me most worried. It’s too early to give up on Morton and Ohlendorf, but I think the odds that both become credible MLB SPs have gone down significantly. Maholm is fine (although it’s frustrating that ‘08 is looking like it will have been his career year, and his xFIP this year is his worst ever) and Duke is Duke, but it’s distressing that neither is actually stepping up, in the big picture or the little – neither will fetch a decent trade return, and neither will win a lot of games for us in the next 2 years. And the arms that are to help us are far away. I used to say 2013 was our year; given the pitching situation, I’m less convinced of that. To have even 4 decent SPs in ’13 will require a lot of guys to advance quickly and perform well upon arriving; that seems like a longshot (this year has taught me, once and for all, that guys who look like they could be decent 5th SPs probably just suck).
What further help from the minors can we anticipate in the next 150 games? Am I missing anyone? Because it looks to me like the 2011 Pirates will be about the same as the 2010 Pirates, but with the 4 young guys acclimated.
Kind of depends what you mean...
…by a “decent trade return”, I guess. I think that Maholm, at least, would bring back a Blanton-type package if we moved him (not that we necessarily should, mind).
Maholm...Nh doing the trading
I’ll take a guess, Josh Reddick (who was highly touted but has failed the past 2 years miserably in both the bigs and AAA) and Boof Bonzer who was DFA’d, NH likes those types.
yeah, a lefty w/ a 3.40 ERA on the worst team in baseball,better fielding and he’s probably 2 something.
NH will get top dollar, Reddick is the Laroche/Clement of OF’er—-hitting .215 at AAA and .150 in MLB.-that and Bonser, who had a couple decent months a couple years ago and was DFA’d after not getting a guy out last start, like Eveland LOL.
Baseball America had both as great prospects in their 2007 edition, I’m sure NH would jump all over that
yeah, a lefty w/ a 3.40 ERA on the worst team in baseball,better fielding and he’s probably 2 something.
While his ERA is better than I realized, it wasn’t as good as 3.40 at any point this season. And his peripherals are average-to-bad. To seems like the defense is actually doing him pretty well.
But the point still stands, he’s the very definition of average. Expecting anything other than average return, barring brain cramping on the other side, is setting yourself up to be disappointed
How bad
is bad.. The 1952 Pirates were bad to the tune of 112 loses in a 154 game season. But they had goodies on the team. The 1960 team was a grown up version of what came after and they were a great team. However, my favorite team is the 1952 Pirates. I listened to every game they played and throught they would win them all. Good times are coming!!!!
Tom Specht
If people think this team is bad
You should go back to 1985 again. Although 1952 was before my time, even players who were there admitted that the 1985 experience was far worse because of the surrounding atmospherics. There was some bad juju around that team, and it was a horrible time for Pirate baseball in a way that exceeds in almost every dimension both 1952 and this year. There is a hell lot more to be excited about now than in 1985. Syd thrift deserves a medal for making them a respectable team in two or three years.
Thank God Huntington Was Extended
The system will benefit greatly from an extra draft until his control.
Brilliant post, Charlie
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Apologizing for the team always looks absurd before they start to turn it around, but the signs are always there in retrospect.
I think we’re further away from success than the Rays were in ‘07, to be sure, but this is how it’s done, people.
I suppose it’s one thing to recognize (and even say) that it takes a few years to turn an organization around, but quite another thing to sit and wait for it to happen.

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