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by bucdaddy on Aug 20, 2010 3:55 PM EDT
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Joggin' Ronny Paulino
gets 50 games off for using PEDs.
I'll pause here while you all finish laughing.
*waits waits waits waits waits waits waits waits waits*
Done yet? No? OK ...
*waits waits waits waits waits waits waits waits waits*
How about now? No?
*waits waits waits waits wwaits waits waits waits waitzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...*
*yawn*
*checks clock, sees 3:37 a.m.*
Still at it, boys? It's OK, I have another nine words to use.
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He said it was because the diet pills he was taking to keep his weight down contained a banned substance.
The excuses drive me nuts
I mean, I get why they do it. I’m perpetually late to meetings, and so I’m always “caught in traffic.” I’m no saint. But it still drives me nuts.
How about, “I’m not a very good baseball player, and I thought this might help.”?
MLB has a list..
of recommended supplements that they recommend, yet these guys never ever use them. stop lying to everyone including yourself and just admit you crossed the line and got caught. next thing you’ll know is they have found God in their lives, changed their evil ways and then get caught getting drunk with college chicks while your wife is at home watching the kids… (yes, josh hamilton reference)
I thought you meant Roethlisberger
until you got to the wife part.
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