In the latest installment of How Not to Report the News, our intrepid Unreporter tells us that Type B compensation will not be eliminated, and then says that it will be but not this year. Instead, the lesser type As will become type Bs. Or not. Whatever. I used to think that, if I could send a terminator back in time, I'd send it after the guy who invented powdered eggs. (Well, that plus sending one to protect Steve Bartman.) But now I think I'd send it after whoever invented twitter without doing something to keep reporters from using it. UPDATE: There will be Type B free agents this offseason, clarifies Sherman in a tweet. Until next time . . . .