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THIS JUST IN ... I'm sick of Brian Wilson



The Pittsburgh Baseball Club sees the San Francisco Giants once a year in PNC Park. Brian Wilson enters the series at most three times. That I'm okay with. He can wear his fruity orange spikes and do his played out misplaced De-Generation X gesture after every save all he wants. But does he need to be on television ALL THE TIME ? Video games, terrible TBS late night shows, it's enough ! The MLB network might as well give him his own seat next to Bob Costas. As Costas conducts an interview with Lou Brock, Wilson can stroke his beard and say more irrelevant quips. "I'm the awesome spoon that fed Eisenhower !" You know, there is another guy with a beard who made a living out of jabbering nonsense, and his name is Zach Galifiankis and I'm sick of him too. I pray to the Almighty Clemente himself, that Wilson gets locked in his S&M mask and goes into obscurity much like Mark Fidrych.

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