Most of you should be familiar with this, so ...

here's the abbreviated version:

What name is on the ballpark in St. Louis, Milwaukee and Denver?

Do those teams need any of your financial assistance to kick Pirates ass?

Drink accordingly, my friends.

I find PNC's beer options perfectly adequate so that there's never a need to even consider such swill. There's Yuengling for the timid, Penn for the slightly adventurous and around the park you can find the likes of Dogfish Head 60, Hop Devil and Railbender Ale with which to fortify yourself during those April night games (and the playoffs in October).

Prosit!