I assembled the best worst Pirate team I could think of.

First post here so take it easy on me haha.

Last time the Pirates had winning record I was 2. This is the latest I have seen them be .500 while actively watching them, so I decided to look back and laugh at the last 19 years. I assembled a legit roster of the worst players I could remember being on the Pirates, mostly the PNC Park Era because that’s when I was conscious in the sports world. Let me know what you think and supply a roster on your own . I followed a 25 man roster with 6 bench and 6 pen because there are so man quality hitters.

C- Benito Santiago

1B- Brad “Big Country” Eldred

2B- Mike Benjamin

SS- Abraham Nunez

3B- Jose Hernandez

LF-Raul Mondesi

CF- Chris Duffy

RF-Derek Bell

Bench- OF Jeremy Burnitz

Bench- 1B Kevin Young 01-03 after big contract

Bench- C Humberto Cota

Bench- OF JJ Davis

Bench- IF Aki Iwamura

Bench- OFAdam Hyzdu

SP- Matt Morris

SP-Masumi Kuwata

SP- John Van Benschoten

SP- Tony Armas Jr

SP- Ryan Vogelsong

Setup- Saloman Torres ’07 edition

CL- Mike Williams ’03 edition

RP- Ron Villone

RP- Hayden Penn

RP- Mike Fetters based solely on his delivery

LR- Ian Snell post mental breakdown