Maybe it's just me, but I think this is hilarious. I don't think I've started a Smizik thread before, but I can't pass this one up.
Yesterday, in a post entitled Credit for Nutting, Dejan Kovacevic reminded us of, and lauded ownership for, the team's extensive financial commitment to the draft. Not willing to let a positive word about the team pass unchallenged, Bob Smizik today writes:
It’s certainly no reason to laud Pirates owner Bob Nutting, who, we are constantly reminded by his minions, graciously allows these expenditures.
You can't make this shit up.