SBN's MLB Power Rankings, 7/26

Grant Brisbee's power rankings are up, and they're great as usual. These rankings are based on each team's deadline strategy, and his entry for the Pirates is particularly inspired.

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The Pirates entry is genius.

by Charlie Wilmoth on Jul 26, 2011 2:19 PM EDT reply actions

That stuff is why I almost listed Grant Brisbee as an inspirational person on Facebook.

by schraderfan on Jul 26, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions

But fake Huntington is very diplomatic. Calling Littlefield a “doofus” is like an insult to all doofi and doofae.

by schraderfan on Jul 26, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions

+1

Comedy gold.

by Enchinga on Jul 26, 2011 2:35 PM EDT reply actions

Beeeeea-utiful

TravBlog

And on Twitter

by TravisDW on Jul 26, 2011 2:54 PM EDT reply actions

+1

I also enjoyed the Indians and Mariners entries.

It's a good day to be a Pirate

by Bucko on Jul 26, 2011 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

That is really funny.

I also hope it’s not true.

by MarkInDallas on Jul 26, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions

I’m a fan of the Yankees one, but all in all the most hilarious power rankings I’ve read all year.

by Akshay R on Jul 26, 2011 3:33 PM EDT reply actions

"So you think 25 percent of the country is retarded?! Yea. Atleast 25 percent. Well lets do a sample. There are 4 of us an you're retarded. Thats 25 percent." Southpark; Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
RIP Corey Keller, James Taylor, M. Jay Darby, Derek Davis.

by gorillakilla34 on Jul 26, 2011 5:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

this one had me rolling...

24. Kansas City Royals
The Royals are looking to trade a bunch of crap players for a bunch of crap prospects who turn into crap players that they can trade for crap prospects in the hope of having a roster full of crap players some day.

by white angus on Jul 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions

+1

actually lol’d a couple times

by dave32 on Jul 26, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions

At first, I was confused as to why the Cubs were ranked higher than the Pirates—I wasn’t sure if just the comments were jokes or if the numbers were jokes as well. Following that, I was disappointed when I found out that the Yankees at no. 29 was, in fact, a joke.

by Kidspud on Jul 26, 2011 4:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions