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HEADLINE: BD Exposed as Publicity Arm of the Pirates!


I was surfing the web this afternoon and decided to check in on the lunatics over in Smizik-Land. I was surprised to see my beloved BD mentioned by one of Bob-O's regulars, something that goes by the name of "Daquido Bazzini". I'm sure that many of you guys are familiar with his rantings. He writes in a peculiar, stream of consciousness style that is more random outburst than coherent thought. The common thread is his virulent hatred of all things Nutting.

Well he has donned his tinfoil hat again and he has "outted" BD as a publicity arm of the Pirates:

"Speaking of Francois Coonelly........Take a look at a certain Pirate (fan???) site today. I couldn't help but to notice the top of the board article is a feature of a discussion with Mssr. Coonely from Pirate Fest in December.
They are seriously debating and pondering "draft pool numbers."
What "fans" can discuss serious draft pool numbers with the President of a MLB club?!
You don't see this in the PG....Or any other local paper, or for that matter MLB.com, Yahoo, etc.....You see it on a fan site.
Strange and unusual behavior from a Regime that works in a never ending scheme of propaganda within their own means."

I guess the jig is up guys. We have been sussed out!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of the managing editor (Charlie) or SB Nation. FanPosts are written by Bucs Dugout readers.

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They are seriously debating and pondering “draft pool numbers.”
What “fans” can discuss serious draft pool numbers with the President of a MLB club?!

He recognizes his own inability to engage in any type of serious Pirates discussion above the standard Sideshow Bob’s Blog-O-Negativity level of discourse which settles at “Nutting is cheap! Coonelly is a liar! NH is stupid! SALE THE TEAM to Super Mario or Mark Cuban!”, and he then projects his lack of understanding the actual workings of matters beyond that onto all Pirates fans.

It's just my two cents. Could be worth more, could be worth nothing.

by Bishop1973 on Feb 21, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

It is odd how an engaged fan, when given the opportunity, might ask more relevant and interesting questions than the media does.

by dswoager on Feb 21, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Since we've been caught,

I have a confession to make – I was on the grassy knoll. Anyone else want to ’fess up?

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 21, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Fine, I will as well.

I stuck around St. Petersburg, when I saw it was time for a change.
Killed the czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain.

I rode a tank, held a general’s rank.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.

It's just my two cents. Could be worth more, could be worth nothing.

by Bishop1973 on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not sure I'd be

pleased to meet you – do I know your name?

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Me?

I’m shouting out “who killed the Kennedy’s”

But, I think it was you and me.

Put on your dancin' shoes.

by PensFan024 on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

That whole Jimmy Hoffa thing?

Yep, that was me.

"Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly and ugly for power.

by Pagliaroni on Feb 21, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was the 20th hijacker.

You gotta aim high to fail so big. - Trace Beaulieu

by IAPiratesFan on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It was me

I did the vocals for Milli and Vanilli

by Brakeman8 on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

These ALL get recs.

Nicely done, gang.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 AM EST up reply actions  

But what about Ashlee Simpson?

Ovechkin-Leich-Semin: The greatest line in hockey..............................Tee Hee

Proud supporter of the following clubs: Pittsburgh Penguins, Erie Otters, Columbus Crew, Boston Celtics and the best football clubs in the land: Manchester United F.C.

The Manchester United Football Club: Winning countless trophies and making City fans jealous and full of envy since 1902.

by Bradley James McEachern on Feb 23, 2012 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I buried Paul.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Liar.

He said “cranberry sauce” and you know it.

It's just my two cents. Could be worth more, could be worth nothing.

by Bishop1973 on Feb 22, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I also was

the walrus.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I buried Flanders

"Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly and ugly for power.

by Pagliaroni on Feb 22, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This feels good to get off my chest

Tupac is my neighbor. Has been for 3 years. He’s been living there in solidarity. And Trog, I know that the CIA put you on the grassy knoll.

The glare of the spotlight is harsh, and the pressure that success breeds immense. We revere our heroes, but expect much. And criticism can come as easily as praise.
Perspectives become reality.
Twitter: @shanecglass

by glass0941 on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't look at me.

I was just having lunch in the school book depository.

by bucdaddy on Feb 22, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I supplied the Whitney

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm. ~~ Mike Tyson

by Cheap Beer on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

by Vlad on Feb 22, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I also shot an elephant in my pajamas.

by Vlad on Feb 22, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How'd he get there?

"Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly and ugly for power.

by Pagliaroni on Feb 22, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll never know.

by Vlad on Feb 22, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew; I flogged the one eyed snake; I skinned my sausage; I made the bald man cry! Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate (at least I hope she did).

by BlindSquirrel on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You are one sick

little dwarf! Do they have Australian sub-titles for Game of Thrones?

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

we understand English (aren’t we clever?)

by BlindSquirrel on Feb 23, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Some of you. Australians I know are 50/50.

by thecheeseisblue on Feb 24, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

What a nasty little dwarf!

By the bye, do American tv shows down there have Australian sub-titles?

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry 'bout the double-post

somehow the first one disappeared on my screen, so I thought I had cancelled before posting.

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m John Galt.

Hard work always beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.

"Matt Cooke and Evgeni Malkin for Brian Boyle, Derek Stepan, Brandon Dubinsky, Mike Rupp, and a first round pick." -JackCampbell

How many brooks would a Brooks Laich like if a Brooks Laich could like brooks?

by wg1of5 on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well played sir

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl

by WVPiratesfan on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought

you were Kaiser Soze.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 23, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

this may be a new flash to some of you,

" Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled cup" Mike Lange june 12, 2009

by oldtimehockey09 on Feb 23, 2012 4:31 AM EST up reply actions  

but I'm THAT guy

my bad

" Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled cup" Mike Lange june 12, 2009

by oldtimehockey09 on Feb 23, 2012 4:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I threw popcorn on the ice in Winnipeg

In case you don’t know what i’m talking about
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6405669483655957433#

Ovechkin-Leich-Semin: The greatest line in hockey..............................Tee Hee

Proud supporter of the following clubs: Pittsburgh Penguins, Erie Otters, Columbus Crew, Boston Celtics and the best football clubs in the land: Manchester United F.C.

The Manchester United Football Club: Winning countless trophies and making City fans jealous and full of envy since 1902.

by Bradley James McEachern on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you

for taking that hour out of my life. haha I sat and watched the whole thing. im a history buff, and parts of that were hilarious. Other parts downright strange, but I liked it nonetheless.

by mattygabe on Feb 25, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

It was me, it was me all along

obscure wrestling reference is obscure

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl

by WVPiratesfan on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

could this be why

sweetleb was banned and why he was treated terrible.

by melikie yung tang on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

no

he was banned because he was an idiot who trolled all day, adding no substance to any discussion

by PuncSpeedChunk on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I check his post

all were on the pirates site so maybe he is not a troll and you just disagree with him.

by melikie yung tang on Feb 21, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

an example of someone who disagrees

is Thunder. Usually he doesnt agree with general sentiment but backs his beliefs up with evidence, facts, etc. Sweetleb spend all his time spreading rumors, citing his “inside sources”, and name calling.

P.S. Thunder, I apologize for having to mention you in the same post as sweetleb.

by PuncSpeedChunk on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

citing his "inside sources"

Ah, his infamous mole in the front office.

The glare of the spotlight is harsh, and the pressure that success breeds immense. We revere our heroes, but expect much. And criticism can come as easily as praise.
Perspectives become reality.
Twitter: @shanecglass

by glass0941 on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Rewind yourself.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 5:26 AM EST up reply actions  

i doubt it perv

I know, right?

Put on your dancin' shoes.

by PensFan024 on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

Sweetleb was banned because everyone here felt threatened by his intellect, myself included.

by Kev S on Feb 22, 2012 5:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Sweetleb was banned because everyone here felt threatened by his intellect spelling and grammar, myself included.

Occupy MLB! Down with Seligula!

by WTM on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Languages change over time, I’m sure he was just ahead of his time. The great ones, masters if you will, are never appreciated in their time. Sweetleb lost to the BD world forever………or until he creates a new username.

by Kev S on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually checked that profile

but it appeared to have been created some time ago – maybe a sleeper screen name?

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 22, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It might have been created a while ago

but yung tang hadn’t posted since Feb 2011. Then after sweetleb was banned yung tang suddenly started posting again. What a coincidence!

by gorillagogo on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This is disappointing, Charlie.

How dare you deprive us of the presence of someone with the intellectual heft and maturity to create a screen name such as “melikie yung tang.”

Who’s next? Dick Hertz? Jack Mehoff? Where does it end with you?

It's just my two cents. Could be worth more, could be worth nothing.

by Bishop1973 on Feb 22, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Heywood Jablome

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Rusty Kuntz?

We can’t pay tribute to former Pirate coaches?

by Mr. E on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Master Bates?

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm. ~~ Mike Tyson

by Cheap Beer on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot to mention he has a bassaball jones.

by lambert58 on Feb 22, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

My Russian Pal

Ivan Engorgeddik?

"Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly and ugly for power.

by Pagliaroni on Feb 22, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

My Russian chauffers

Pickop and Dropov?

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"chauffeurs."

DAMMIT.

________________________________
Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Cam Bonifay

Ovechkin-Leich-Semin: The greatest line in hockey..............................Tee Hee

Proud supporter of the following clubs: Pittsburgh Penguins, Erie Otters, Columbus Crew, Boston Celtics and the best football clubs in the land: Manchester United F.C.

The Manchester United Football Club: Winning countless trophies and making City fans jealous and full of envy since 1902.

by Bradley James McEachern on Feb 23, 2012 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Or

The Master Batter.

The glare of the spotlight is harsh, and the pressure that success breeds immense. We revere our heroes, but expect much. And criticism can come as easily as praise.
Perspectives become reality.
Twitter: @shanecglass

by glass0941 on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Good.

I was tired of that one, too.

In addition to the content (or lack thereof), he name was too sophomoric for Beavis and Butthead, even.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The Quote above

was not my favorite pearl of wisdom from this guy. Check out the following comment he posted after the Hunter Pence trade:

“Bob I still give you credit for the above article.
Let me air this out…..I know a couple bartenders in Santa Monica here that are “huge” Philly fans. They are totally educated in the Phillies farm system from top to bottom.
When I spoke to one of them on Friday night (the night of the Pence deal), his words were (pardon me for quoting him exactly)……..
“We didn’t give up **** or shinola….And we got Hunter Pence!”
He described those two Class A prospects as “a couple of beans in a bag” to the Philly organization.
Let’s face it……The Phillies got Pence, and we’ve got kids with pimples.
I don’t have to guess who will fare better for the next five years.
It’s about 305 miles from Pittsburgh to Philly….But they are light years ahead of the Pirate organization.
The blame sits squarely on the Nutting Regime."

This made me wonder if he takes his laptop to the bar and posts from there. That would seem to explain a lot.

"Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly and ugly for power.

by Pagliaroni on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

What’s great about that is that that he’s amongst the Smizik Sycophants who will entirely dismiss the writing of Jonah Keri, Keith Law, etc with a “what do they know!” but he seems more than happy to readily accept the opinion of a bartender in Santa Monica as fact.

by rj.reynolds on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if home slice takes his laptop to the bars with him...

i must retract my I’m that guy statement above. clearly HE is that guy and just a miserable sad individual.

" Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled cup" Mike Lange june 12, 2009

by oldtimehockey09 on Feb 23, 2012 4:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to live in Santa Monica.

There’s lots of his type around.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 23, 2012 5:53 AM EST up reply actions  

also

charlie is from wheeling wv. and nutting is from rhe same area hmmmm.

by melikie yung tang on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

and...

I have never seen the two of them together. Coincidence??? I think not.

"Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly and ugly for power.

by Pagliaroni on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

also

Nutting and Wilmoth both have seven letters of which only two are vowels and both start with letters from the second half of the alphabet just like Pittsburgh and Pirates and Wheeling and Charlie is a musician and so is Paul McCartney and Paul McCartney is rich just like Bob Nutting and Paul McCarney’s last name starts with “Mc” and the Pirates having been signing all these guys whose names start with “Mc”… wow it all makes so much sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crusty on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Nutting had a secretary named Wilmoth, and Wilmoth had a secretary named Nutting…

by DG Lewis on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The hell with that

Sale the payroll if they own both!

The glare of the spotlight is harsh, and the pressure that success breeds immense. We revere our heroes, but expect much. And criticism can come as easily as praise.
Perspectives become reality.
Twitter: @shanecglass

by glass0941 on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

If my season pass to Seven Springs doesn’t arrive soon, I’m moving to Smizikistan.

Occupy MLB! Down with Seligula!

by WTM on Feb 21, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Cool.

I got a free subscription to the Altoona Mirror.

You gotta aim high to fail so big. - Trace Beaulieu

by IAPiratesFan on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

what's sad is

I “like” the Pirates on Facebook and when reading the comments, you can pick out exactly which people are from Smizikstan.

by PuncSpeedChunk on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

My Family

escaped from Smizikstan under the cover of night when I was a young child. It was a horribly oppressive regime and my father was persecuted for the use of logic and reason. I have a vague memory of men with pitchforks and torches outside of my family’s home one night. Their leader was a brute named….. Daquido!

"Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly and ugly for power.

by Pagliaroni on Feb 22, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Here you go.

Not actually affiliated with whygavs.

by WHYG Zane Smith on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 AM EST reply actions  

Since it has to be said:

Nutting’s too cheap to pay off bloggers.

Sale the interweb.

by MDBuc on Feb 22, 2012 7:52 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Sorry Guys

It’s about me. I am really that vain.

Put on your dancin' shoes.

by PensFan024 on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Well played

although you and I are dating ourselves, as we may be the only ones who get that. I’m still trying to figure out C42’s “burying Paul” comment….

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

…And now it makes sense.

Put on your dancin' shoes.

by PensFan024 on Feb 22, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

When did he die?

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He blew his mind out in a car -

he didn’t notice that the lights had changed.

.

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Free your ass and your mind will follow.

by cocktailsfor2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Trogs & PF024

several years ago, when I was still quite naive…

by crusty on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

nah I get it

but I play in a classic rock band, so it’s occupational knowledge!

by Garrett122 on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I also forgot to mention...

I was in the monkey suit in the Patterson-Gimlin film

Welcome to the new dark ages.....

by Trogluddite on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

It was I who dropped the giant squid on New York — but at least we all get along now.

Thank you Ned Colletti.

by ryebr3ad on Feb 22, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

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