For entertainment purposes only, really, but the guys drafting for the Pirates (including BD's rinsana) took:
1-8) Albert Almora, OF, Florida HS
1S-45) Barrett Barnes, OF, Texas Tech
2-69) Tom Murphy, C, University of Buffalo
3-103) Lex Rutledge, LHP, Samford
Presumably they took a pitcher from Samford College just to mess with Vlad's head.
Carlos Correa went at second overall to the Twins, and John Sickels said he thought he was the best talent in the draft. Deven Marrero went 25th to the Rays.