Victorino is a pot-smoking bum. Neal Huntington, if you're reading this, please don't trade for him. He's not the kind of guy you want on the team and we shouldn't be giving up anything of value for a player like that. With the trade market the way it is, I would rather you stay put than overpay for anyone (Carlos Quentin, Zack Greinke, Cole Hamels, Victorino, etc.)
-A concerned Pittsburgh Pirates fan