The Pittsburgh Pirates win their Division this season. They win their League Championship this season, beating the Atlanta Braves. They face the New York Yankees in the World Series. The Pirates win.
Oh, and A.J. Burnett wins the League Cy Young Award, the Most Valuable Player Award, the National League Championship Series Most Valuable Player Award and, of course, the World Series Most Valuable Player Award.
Why would Burnett winning these awards be significant? The reason is that the Yankees and the Steinbrenner Mob would likely pay a lot of money for Burnett's bonuses, money they would owe him for whupping their asses!