Quoting Starkey: "Could it be that team owner Bob Nutting simply doesn’t want to pay people for not working?" First reaction: LMFAO Second reaction: In all seriousness, is this a close definition of "sensationalist journalism"? Sure, at this time of year, it's getting hard to write about the Pirates on a frequent basis. But, still... Maybe he just knows his audience. Has Sizmikistan crossed the newspaper isle to unite with Dejanistan? Starkeystan? Isn't this getting to be a bit too ethnically insensitive? Sigh.