Top ten options to make the buccos better.
1. Make Cringe a player coach and only allow him in late in the season to wear one against the reds.
2. Make Inge special assistant to the players and no longer allow him in the games.
3. Hire Lois Einhorn to kidnap Inge along with snowflake.
4. Give a little ring to Tonya Harding, tell her about this Inge guy we have a problem with.
5. Ask Inge to go on the DL, maybe we have him their until Dr. Andrews comes back from a long "vacation".
6. Bring up Lambo and let him hit instead of Inge.
7. Just go ahead and let Garret Jones bat for himself. He is in the cleanup spot for a reason and Inge sucks.
8. Make a trade for just about anyone else and let them hit for Inge.
9. Same as number 6. only slot in anyone else from our farm system.
10. Throw Inge in the Pit of Despair.