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The Trib: Pirates Fans Don't Know What It's Like

Bumped. - Charlie

Check out this unintentionally amusing column in the Trib, which blasts Pirates fans for, uh, well, you'll have to just read it. I'm going to go Fire Joe Morgan-style on this one, because the article just begs for it.

It's a courageous act, celebrating baseball in Pittsburgh, considering the Pirates suffer from one of the lousiest fan bases in all professional sports.

There, I said it. And, no, I'm not about to backpedal or apologize for characterizing most of the team's followers as whiny, loudmouthed louts who are too insecure to appreciate what being a fan is really about.

To make my case, I'd like to compare the difference between the ways fans of stick-and-ball sports -- a category that includes baseball -- approach their favorite games, to the manner in which fans of my personal favorite sport, superbike racing, do...

Whether viewing superbike races on TV or from the grandstands or paddock, you will never find one of us screaming "You suck!" at a racer.

I'm not sure if the writer is aware of this - probably not - but the Pirates aren't the only team whose fans yell things like "You suck." In fact, fans of all major sports teams do this. It seems downright weird to single out Pirates fans for doing this, especially when they Pirates demonstrably do suck more than just about any other major professional sports team.

We do not, by habit, turn our backs on racers at the start or finish lines because of a lack of winning results, as Pirates' "fans" did last summer, and we do not view ourselves as part of the team.

Well, given that superbike racing isn't really a team sport, that's probably good. And just out of curiosity, how many times would the protest organizers have had to say that the protest wasn't about the players before people like this guy believed them? Even Jason Bay seems to get it.

It is endlessly fascinating to hear football or baseball fans lamenting that "we lost" after their city's team is defeated, when the fan's contribution to the team effort involved chugging cans of Coors Light while munching on bags of Doritos.

Are Doritos even sold at PNC Park? Just curious. I know you can bring outside food to PNC, but come on.

[Superbike racing fans] don't call 2006 Moto GP champ Nicky Hayden a bum when he crashes, because many of us know what it feels like to be thrown off a motorcycle at triple-digit speeds.

By comparison, how many Steelers or Pirates fans who rail against the team's performance have even touched a football or baseball after age 12?

Yes, I'm sure that fans of superbike racing actually know what it feels like to be thrown from a motorcycle going 120 MPH, while Pirates fans have no idea what a baseball feels like.

The mind reels when thinking about the logical consequences of what this guy thinks attending sporting events is like - does he think that the Pirates are separated from the fans by an enormous plastic bubble? That baseballs don't leave the field of play all the time? That they aren't available at any sporting goods store? I imagine a world where kids don't bring gloves to baseball games, but they do bring stretchers to catch flying bodies at superbike events.

Also, it's generally considered poor form to boo a player when he gets injured. It doesn't matter what sport you're watching. If Jeromy Burnitz had to crash a bike at 120 MPH to fail, we wouldn't boo him.

When one of my favorite racers, Australian Troy Bayliss, crashed at 170 miles per hour last year, grinding off one of his pinky fingers, I didn't scream at him for incompetence. There were no ESPN superbike racing talk shows to phone repeatedly about whether Bayliss would ever return to form and no Internet chat rooms to gather in.

There weren't any ESPN shows about whether this guy would return to form because no one cares about superbike racing.

Instead, we race fans simply got on with our lives as if nothing happened.

Going on with your life and acting "as if nothing happened" after watching someone crash a bike at 170 MPH and grind his pinky off doesn't mean you're classy. In fact, it may mean you have little regard for human life and not nearly enough sympathy for human suffering.

Speaking of which, there is surely some element of superbike racing fandom that has to do with getting off, J.G. Ballard-style, on watching some poor schmo crash a bike going 170 MPH. Anyone who denies this is simply ignorant or lying, and a large part of U.S. sports fandom, from football to hockey to UFC, has to do with the ugly part of human nature that really likes brutal and vivid displays of violence.

This is not to say that there aren't elements of boxing or NASCAR or whatever that are interesting for other reasons, or that contact sports have no aesthetic value. But let me put it this way. I went to my first NHL game in about ten years last week, in Anaheim. You can probably imagine what Anaheim hockey fans are like. Most of them are there to see fights, and couldn't care less what's going on in between them. This is disturbing, and if I were looking for problems with sports fans, I would begin to look there. Or I might wonder about the fact that the Ducks had girls in bikini tops and skates out there during commercial breaks cleaning up ice shavings. Or I might wonder about the ubiquity of advertisements for horrible, fattening food, like the mini-blimp that flew within feet of our heads dropping sandwich coupons.

In the right context, I have no problem with bikini tops or sandwich coupons. But most American sports now resemble Chris Bachelder's excellent novel Bear vs. Shark, in which an alienated American family drives hundreds of miles to see a much-hyped but extremely brief "fight" in which an animated bear and shark rip each others' appendages off. For most Anaheim fans, a hockey game basically is that, but with an extra 57 minutes of hockey thrown in. The Super Bowl and other major sporting events are now little more than heavily-commercialized excuses for organized violence.

If I were looking for problems with sports fandom, I might start there, not with a sport that, despite many problems, is leisurely and largely violence-free.

When I turned on the TV a few weeks later to see Bayliss win a race -- with his injured digit wrapped in a bandage -- it was a fine show of self-determination and grit, and not, as stick-and-ball sports fans would have it, an occasion to head for the nearest sports bar to pound beers and talk loudly about the incident until even the bartenders tire of our company.

This problem here really seems to be that baseball fans exist. If superbike racing fans existed, I'm sure they would bother bartenders too.

There literally isn't a sentence in this column after the first two that makes sense. Really nice work, Trib editors.

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FWIW
A few weeks ago a guy I work with sliced off a fingertip while cutting the label off a can. I didn't scream at HIM for incompetence either, and I'm a baseball fan! HAH! Stick THAT in your tailpipe, Mr. Superbike Fan!

by bucdaddy on Jan 29, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Interesting and perceptive
And funny too. It doesn't match the comic vitriol of your rant against "Quite Frankly" with Steven A. Smith, but it's good stuff.

We're going to Florida next month.  Visiting friends, taking the kids to Disney, possibly going to the beach.  But the highlight for me will be attending the Daytona 500.  Eight-hundred horsepower times 43 cars.  That's some serious thunder.  I'm not a big fan (of the many types of auto racing) or anything, but I've talked to others who are, and a big part of the appeal is the noise.  It's a violent noise.  It's a badass noise, and the appeal, I think, is primal in nature.

And if some poor schmo barrel rolls 17 times across the infield grass... well, I won't stand up and cheer, but won't sit there saying prayers either.  My 7 year old son?  He might cheer.

Hockey fighting I'll never understand.  Most hockey fights are incredibly clumsy and/or mismatches.  I can't believe people pay money for that, if that's all they're really interested in.

by azibuck on Jan 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hockey fights
Thanks, Azibuck. And apologies to those who might be offended by the question I'm about to ask, which I'm honestly asking not to be lewd but purely in the spirit of inquiry:

Maybe people pay to see the hockey fights as opposed to, say, boxing or the UFC for the same reason some prefer "amateur" pornographic films to those made by professionals? Or for the reason that some prefer "Bumfights" to the UFC? Maybe the clumsiness of it makes the anger and/or humanity seem more real.

by Charlie on Jan 29, 2008 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That'd make sense
I also think that there's a much greater chance of a catastrophic outcome in an amateur (or amateurish) fight, if you're watching purely for the grievous bodily harm.

Personally, I prefer amateur porn, but professional fights. To each his own, I guess.

by Vlad on Jan 30, 2008 7:00 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

here here

by The New Guy on Jan 30, 2008 4:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey
That's you in Dejan's Q+A! I just noticed that.

by Charlie on Jan 30, 2008 12:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
That wasn't really my first choice for a question, but after a brief conversation with DK, that's what I asked.

by azibuck on Jan 30, 2008 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Delurking to say
Great post. Superbike racing, I mean... honestly.

And in the interest of full disclosure, I enjoy a good basebrawl. But only a good one, and not above the actual game itself. :)

by EmmaOMG on Jan 29, 2008 9:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well, then,
we'll hope Maholm buzzes one at Soriano's head to start the home opener.

by bucdaddy on Jan 29, 2008 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Maholm
The home opener's game 7, and there's an off day between games 1 and 2. I figure that allows them to go Snell-Gorzo-Maholm-Duke for games 1-4 and back to Snell for game 5, cutting out Morris (pleeeeeease), then Gorzo in game 6 and Maholm in game 7.

by bucdaddy on Jan 29, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty good
Dying for pitchers and catchers to report. You?

by EmmaOMG on Jan 30, 2008 12:25 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The note I sent off to Mr Seat
Superbikes?  are you serious??!!  Good God!.  no wonder you don't understand Baseball(and I assume because of this, the fans).  

Lets see if I can try and explain this to you.  

Fans have often invested DECADES of emotional involvement in their Baseball teams, so they can be boisterous at times.  Unlike the superbikes, where people have spent...uh..years? following the superbike season(is there a season?).  Heck I'd wager a guess that half of the enormous crowd at their events are there because they had nothing better to do.

Nobody screams "You suck!" at those races because nobody cares enough.  There's no risk of not making the playoffs with an over century old history.  There's no history to it at all (barring Evel Knievel).  As a note Pirates fans aren't the only one's willing to shout.  Philly fans are famous for their suckdom repertoire.  Just ask Santa. the "friendly confines" of Wrigley?..ehn...not so much.  The Pirates fans have just had years of mediocrity to hone their "You suck!" chants.

When somebody crashes, there is a risk of injury.  Nobody cheers if there is an injury in baseball or football..(well, most fans don't)

Please stop calling the superbikes/NASCAR/bowling "sports".  the athletecism necessary for these pales in comparison to Football, Baseball, and Basketball.

Do the fans of your (beloved?) Pirates a favor and stick with writing about Superbikes so that your 5 fans can enjoy reading about it.

by RoscoeP on Jan 29, 2008 9:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Geat post.
I only disagree with one thing.  We haven't had years of mediocrity because that would imply that we have had some .500 seasons.  Unfortunately, our beloved Bucs are consistently in the wrong end of the bell curve.

by Slick on Jan 29, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Benefit of the doubt
I was giving the benefit of the doubt :-)

by RoscoeP on Jan 29, 2008 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

huh
"the athletecism necessary for (racing) pales in comparison to Football, Baseball, and Basketball."

don't know much about motorsports, do you?

by matskralc on Jan 30, 2008 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kinesiological Analysis
I just put that in the subject to throw everyone off... However, as far as NASCAR goes, when a guy is sitting down while he's doing his "sport" .. I refuse to call it athletic.  Maybe that's just me.  

by RoscoeP on Jan 31, 2008 1:24 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

huh
"when a guy is sitting down while he's doing his "sport" .. I refuse to call it athletic"

don't know much about rowing, do you?

by matskralc on Jan 31, 2008 6:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NASCAR strategy:
"OK, I want you to keep turning left. You got that?"

by Vlad on Jan 31, 2008 8:25 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sitting Athletes
I'll give you rowing.  They may be sitting but they use their whole bodies.  Thos guys have strong upper bodies like wheelchair racers.  But racecar drivers? No....Never

by RoscoeP on Jan 31, 2008 12:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think part
of the NASCAR appeal is that those guys AREN'T hulking 'roided muscle-bound ogres. It's easy to tell yourself that if they weren't driving they'd be in the Winnebago next to yours, drinking beer with you. They wouldn't stand out in a crowd at all.

Also, if nothing else, NASCAR is a marvelous P.R. machine. When the drivers aren't at the track many of them are out in public, stumping for their, um, sport. The Pirates do a caravan a week out of the year. NASCAR's caravan is ALL year. The thing NASCAR is best at is selling NASCAR.

by bucdaddy on Jan 31, 2008 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

okay
but they still are not athletic

by The New Guy on Feb 1, 2008 2:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely
anybody can wrestle a 3500 pound stock car (and the G-forces it carries) around a racetrack at 180 MPH. :rolls eyes: these guys have cardiovascular systems that would embarrass any basketball player.

here's a hint: auto racing is nothing like driving your SUV to the store.

not to steal too much of my post from alan bestwick. or paul kelly. or the American College of Sports Medicine. or CNN.

the notion that motorsports are not athletic or a "sport" seems to typically be born out of simple ignorance combined with a sizable helping of anti-Southern elitism.

by matskralc on Feb 1, 2008 10:32 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's not anti-South.
I don't think that any drivers are "athletes", whether they come from the South or not.

Requiring physical skill doesn't necessarily make something a sport. Is competitive eating a sport? Not everybody can eat 60+ hot dogs without vomiting, after all... it's nowhere near the same thing as a backyard barbecue.

by Vlad on Feb 1, 2008 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

2nds
i'll have an extra helping of anti-southern elitism, please.

that said, i think this discussion is the same as the discussion about what should be considered "art".  it's a matter of personal preference, ultimately.

by Blyleven Curve Ball on Feb 1, 2008 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Superbike/motox
I'm not sure about the strength (differentiating from athleticism here) needed for superbike racing.  I mean, I think a woman could probably be a good superbike racer, but I don't know that for sure.  Motocross though, no way.  Those guys are totally wiped out when they're done with a day of racing.

by azibuck on Jan 31, 2008 9:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I read that earlier today
and just shook my head in amazement.  I don't know who is the greater moron, the writer or the the Trib's editor.

by RichieHebner on Jan 29, 2008 10:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fans are owners.
When an org asks the citizens of a city to pay for a stadium through taxes, by default that team becomes our team.  People seem to forget, but it is our buying of the tickets that makes things happen.  When I purchase a product from a store that product is mine.  When I buy tickets to see my favorite team play a game, that team is mine.  End of story.

by Slick on Jan 29, 2008 10:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Also
It is endlessly fascinating to hear football or baseball fans lamenting that "we lost" after their city's team is defeated, when the fan's contribution to the team effort involved chugging cans of Coors Light while munching on bags of Doritos.

I know this isn't the worst thing about the article, but it bugs me the most.  Professional sports could not exist without a fan base...maybe me and my coors light don't affect wins and losses, but the players get paid handsomely for hitting a ball with a freaking stick, and we are the ones who finance it.

by The New Guy on Jan 29, 2008 10:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I hadn't actually read it before my last post,
just everything that is in this thread.  That article is even far worse than you outline, Charlie.  His arrogance and blatant stupidity just ooze off the screen.

by The New Guy on Jan 29, 2008 11:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if Seate would boo...
...and yell 'you suck' if he were at a championship race and the winner of the race announced to the crowd that that race and even the season-long championship were fixed by the bike manufacturers?

by steve_z on Jan 29, 2008 11:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well...
This is a great post. But I have to say I don't think baseball fans are that different from hockey or football fans... have you ever been at a game when a fight broke out? The crowd LOVES it, they go nuts. I don't think Anaheim fans go for the fights, but I think they get caught up in it just like all fans do. Toronto Maple Leafs fans certainly don't go for the fights, but they don't turn away distastefully during them either, you know? And how much do fans love collisions at the plate, beanball wars, etc...

by Carnival Matleuse on Jan 30, 2008 12:09 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I sorta figure
the appeal of NASCAR and Superbike and the like is along the same lines as the circus coming to town once a year. You don't boo those guys (maybe) because you don't see them screwing up in front of your own eyes 81 times a year (with another 81 possible on TV) while you invest, what, $26 a pop into their screwuppery? I mean, I know it costs a small fortune to go to a NASCAR race, but it's a once-a-year deal, like the Kentucky Derby, where the point isn't so much the race as the enormous party that's going on around it. How can you even see what's going on from the infield at a 2-mile track, anyway? But you can sure drink cases and cases of beer and yak it up with other fans. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, just that if the Pirates only played one home game a year, and you watched it from the parking lot while guzzling beer, you probably wouldn't boo much either.

by bucdaddy on Jan 30, 2008 12:17 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Heckling at NASCAR
Even if you wanted to do it, what's the chance that the driver would hear you?

by Vlad on Jan 30, 2008 7:04 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not only that
The real headscratcher is "superbike racing."  I mean, he might as well have said cricket, or ju-jitsu.

Motorsports fans, at least NASCAR fans, are quite the beer-guzzling, jeering, heckling group, as a matter of fact:

http://www.nascar.com/2004/news/headlines/cup/04/26/talladega_debris/

by azibuck on Jan 30, 2008 10:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Cricket is pretty cool.
Worth trying sometime, if you get the chance.

by Vlad on Jan 30, 2008 11:00 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

invested
Fans Invested:

If I'm paying for parking, tickets, $6 beer(s), a program, etcetera.  Believe me, I'm invested!  At that rate, I better be able to yell just about anything (Excluding "Fire").  

If I think a guy's mother was unfaithful, leading to a player's conception, I'm should be able to question his mother's fidelity.

If I think a guy is not putting the effort out, I should have the option of telling him in a boisterous manner

Fortunately, I'm not like that...but good to know I have the option

by RoscoeP on Jan 30, 2008 3:31 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

astonishing
Salutations,

I do not particularly like Chris Rock & Adam Sandler because I once saw them in concert and all they did was swear.  I don't mind swearing; I swear a lot myself.  But don't insult me by suggesting that swearing a lot in a loud voice constitutes comedy in and of itself.

Similarly, I am insulted by that column.  It is absurd and ignorant on so many levels.  He is trying to make a splash and sound tough when he writes that the Bucs "suffer from one of the lousiest fan bases in all of professional sports" and then, as if challenged, writes "There, i said it.  And, no, I'm not about to backpedal or apologize...".  Tough guy then proceeds to offer zero support for singling out Pirates fans.  It is not as if he attempts to provide evidence of argueable relevance; he simply provides no evidence.  Instead, he launches into a comparison of fans of popular team sports v. motocross racers. Apples and oranges with no attempt to link the two together. I was a better writer in 6th grade than this douchebag.

The suggestion that being a good fan means supporting your team no matter what is nieve.  Would he be upset with his supercross boyfriend if he showed up at the Super Bowl of whatever he does riding a Schwinn with a banana seat straight off the shelf from Kmart?

Maybe it is silly and misguided, but we care about how our team does.  We identify ourselves and our community with our team.  So when the Steelers run a draw play on 4th & 40 from their own 12 with 6 second left in a game they trail by 6 points, I'm going to be pissed and let them know about it.  I'm still going to be hoping that the draw play works, but I'm also going to share my feelings.  That is not only being a fan, but an educated fan.  

The importance is obviously much different, but the line of thought espoused by this idiot is the same logic that says that one cannot pray for the safety of our troops while opposing the war.

Ignorant. Incompetent. Nieve. Stupid.

Kudos to Mike Seate for getting a rise out of me.  Next time, support your statements instead of being a shock jock with a pen.

Good day.

by UncleNate on Jan 30, 2008 8:59 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I agree
with most of the post and obviously the guy writing that article is an idiot. As an avid hockey fan please don't compare the hockey fans in California with real fans of the game. There a lot of hockey fans out there who appreciate the sport and aren't there just there to see fights. Yes, hockey is more violent then other sports, however there is a large amount of skill and smarts involved. From the fowards, to the defense, and especially the goalies. There not a bunch of idiots out there just taking runs at eachother, (contrary to popular belief).

by bucofanNY on Jan 30, 2008 9:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We Are Family

Manny Sanguillen, Ed Ott, Dave Parker, Phil Garner, Tim Foli, Bill Matlock, Omar Moreno, Willie "Pops" Stargell, John Candelaria, Jim Bibby, Kent Tekulve...

There...evidence of what memories can bring when a sport elicits REAL emotion

by RoscoeP on Jan 30, 2008 11:00 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Just a question
When a superbike isn't a superbike, is it a Clark Kent bike?

by NW Pirate fan on Jan 30, 2008 11:17 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure
no super bike fans root for the guy who routinely finishes in the bottom half of half of races!! It's kind of easy to root for the 3 guys who are always winning. There's no civic/team pride invovled.

by bucofanNY on Jan 30, 2008 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lovely
The old one (Charlie)-two (FJM). And DOWN goes Mike Seate! DOWN goes Mike Seate!

The only thing that would make me happier is to place his hand in a vise and offer to grind down his pinky finger with a belt sander. I bet he'd make a deal out of THAT. I bet he'd whimper and cry like a little gir ... ooops, sorry, Emma. ;-)

by bucdaddy on Jan 30, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thoughts
Just as a point, I've been a hockey fan for seventeen years now. And while I guess I enjoy fights for the energy it gives a team and the excitement it can add to a tense game, it's a pretty sad state of affairs in Anaheim if all the fans are fight-mongering know-nothings. I'm a Rangers fan (New York, not Texas), and the bloodthirsty bunch are usually not the real hockey fans. Those who are shouting "Fight!" every five seconds are generally the fair-whether fans, or people who are dragged to games and have only heard hockey stereotypes about how that's all the game is.

The best fans in my experience were in Vancouver. New York fans can be a little overbearing, though I love them, but Vancouver fans really knew their stuff and seemed to enjoy the game.

Anyway, point: Hockey is an amazing feat of skill. There's nothing more demanding than being a hockey goaltender, and nothing I more admire than the grace these huge guys can have on skates. If you only view the game through the ESPN lens, you're really missing a lot.

...and, uh, yeah. That was an insanely stupid article. Plus, it bothers me when people complain about saying "We won," or "We lost." I've been throwing time and money into baseball (And hockey, for that matter) for a long time, because I enjoy it. But I reserve the right to say they're "my team."

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