The Trib: Pirates Fans Don't Know What It's Like
Bumped. - Charlie
Check out this unintentionally amusing column in the Trib, which blasts Pirates fans for, uh, well, you'll have to just read it. I'm going to go Fire Joe Morgan-style on this one, because the article just begs for it.
There, I said it. And, no, I'm not about to backpedal or apologize for characterizing most of the team's followers as whiny, loudmouthed louts who are too insecure to appreciate what being a fan is really about.
To make my case, I'd like to compare the difference between the ways fans of stick-and-ball sports -- a category that includes baseball -- approach their favorite games, to the manner in which fans of my personal favorite sport, superbike racing, do...
Whether viewing superbike races on TV or from the grandstands or paddock, you will never find one of us screaming "You suck!" at a racer.
I'm not sure if the writer is aware of this - probably not - but the Pirates aren't the only team whose fans yell things like "You suck." In fact, fans of all major sports teams do this. It seems downright weird to single out Pirates fans for doing this, especially when they Pirates demonstrably do suck more than just about any other major professional sports team.
Well, given that superbike racing isn't really a team sport, that's probably good. And just out of curiosity, how many times would the protest organizers have had to say that the protest wasn't about the players before people like this guy believed them? Even Jason Bay seems to get it.
Are Doritos even sold at PNC Park? Just curious. I know you can bring outside food to PNC, but come on.
By comparison, how many Steelers or Pirates fans who rail against the team's performance have even touched a football or baseball after age 12?
Yes, I'm sure that fans of superbike racing actually know what it feels like to be thrown from a motorcycle going 120 MPH, while Pirates fans have no idea what a baseball feels like.
The mind reels when thinking about the logical consequences of what this guy thinks attending sporting events is like - does he think that the Pirates are separated from the fans by an enormous plastic bubble? That baseballs don't leave the field of play all the time? That they aren't available at any sporting goods store? I imagine a world where kids don't bring gloves to baseball games, but they do bring stretchers to catch flying bodies at superbike events.
Also, it's generally considered poor form to boo a player when he gets injured. It doesn't matter what sport you're watching. If Jeromy Burnitz had to crash a bike at 120 MPH to fail, we wouldn't boo him.
There weren't any ESPN shows about whether this guy would return to form because no one cares about superbike racing.
Going on with your life and acting "as if nothing happened" after watching someone crash a bike at 170 MPH and grind his pinky off doesn't mean you're classy. In fact, it may mean you have little regard for human life and not nearly enough sympathy for human suffering.
Speaking of which, there is surely some element of superbike racing fandom that has to do with getting off, J.G. Ballard-style, on watching some poor schmo crash a bike going 170 MPH. Anyone who denies this is simply ignorant or lying, and a large part of U.S. sports fandom, from football to hockey to UFC, has to do with the ugly part of human nature that really likes brutal and vivid displays of violence.
This is not to say that there aren't elements of boxing or NASCAR or whatever that are interesting for other reasons, or that contact sports have no aesthetic value. But let me put it this way. I went to my first NHL game in about ten years last week, in Anaheim. You can probably imagine what Anaheim hockey fans are like. Most of them are there to see fights, and couldn't care less what's going on in between them. This is disturbing, and if I were looking for problems with sports fans, I would begin to look there. Or I might wonder about the fact that the Ducks had girls in bikini tops and skates out there during commercial breaks cleaning up ice shavings. Or I might wonder about the ubiquity of advertisements for horrible, fattening food, like the mini-blimp that flew within feet of our heads dropping sandwich coupons.
In the right context, I have no problem with bikini tops or sandwich coupons. But most American sports now resemble Chris Bachelder's excellent novel Bear vs. Shark, in which an alienated American family drives hundreds of miles to see a much-hyped but extremely brief "fight" in which an animated bear and shark rip each others' appendages off. For most Anaheim fans, a hockey game basically is that, but with an extra 57 minutes of hockey thrown in. The Super Bowl and other major sporting events are now little more than heavily-commercialized excuses for organized violence.
If I were looking for problems with sports fandom, I might start there, not with a sport that, despite many problems, is leisurely and largely violence-free.
This problem here really seems to be that baseball fans exist. If superbike racing fans existed, I'm sure they would bother bartenders too.
There literally isn't a sentence in this column after the first two that makes sense. Really nice work, Trib editors.
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FWIW
by bucdaddy on
Jan 29, 2008 8:59 PM EST
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Interesting and perceptive
We're going to Florida next month. Visiting friends, taking the kids to Disney, possibly going to the beach. But the highlight for me will be attending the Daytona 500. Eight-hundred horsepower times 43 cars. That's some serious thunder. I'm not a big fan (of the many types of auto racing) or anything, but I've talked to others who are, and a big part of the appeal is the noise. It's a violent noise. It's a badass noise, and the appeal, I think, is primal in nature.
And if some poor schmo barrel rolls 17 times across the infield grass... well, I won't stand up and cheer, but won't sit there saying prayers either. My 7 year old son? He might cheer.
Hockey fighting I'll never understand. Most hockey fights are incredibly clumsy and/or mismatches. I can't believe people pay money for that, if that's all they're really interested in.
by azibuck on
Jan 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST
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Hockey fights
Maybe people pay to see the hockey fights as opposed to, say, boxing or the UFC for the same reason some prefer "amateur" pornographic films to those made by professionals? Or for the reason that some prefer "Bumfights" to the UFC? Maybe the clumsiness of it makes the anger and/or humanity seem more real.
by Charlie on
Jan 29, 2008 11:53 PM EST
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That'd make sense
Personally, I prefer amateur porn, but professional fights. To each his own, I guess.
by Vlad on
Jan 30, 2008 7:00 AM EST
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Hey
by Charlie on
Jan 30, 2008 12:09 AM EST
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Delurking to say
And in the interest of full disclosure, I enjoy a good basebrawl. But only a good one, and not above the actual game itself. :)
by EmmaOMG on
Jan 29, 2008 9:40 PM EST
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Well, then,
by bucdaddy on
Jan 29, 2008 9:51 PM EST
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Yeah, Maholm
by bucdaddy on
Jan 29, 2008 11:33 PM EST
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Pretty good
by EmmaOMG on
Jan 30, 2008 12:25 AM EST
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The note I sent off to Mr Seat
Lets see if I can try and explain this to you.
Fans have often invested DECADES of emotional involvement in their Baseball teams, so they can be boisterous at times. Unlike the superbikes, where people have spent...uh..years? following the superbike season(is there a season?). Heck I'd wager a guess that half of the enormous crowd at their events are there because they had nothing better to do.
Nobody screams "You suck!" at those races because nobody cares enough. There's no risk of not making the playoffs with an over century old history. There's no history to it at all (barring Evel Knievel). As a note Pirates fans aren't the only one's willing to shout. Philly fans are famous for their suckdom repertoire. Just ask Santa. the "friendly confines" of Wrigley?..ehn...not so much. The Pirates fans have just had years of mediocrity to hone their "You suck!" chants.
When somebody crashes, there is a risk of injury. Nobody cheers if there is an injury in baseball or football..(well, most fans don't)
Please stop calling the superbikes/NASCAR/bowling "sports". the athletecism necessary for these pales in comparison to Football, Baseball, and Basketball.
Do the fans of your (beloved?) Pirates a favor and stick with writing about Superbikes so that your 5 fans can enjoy reading about it.
by RoscoeP on
Jan 29, 2008 9:56 PM EST
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Geat post.
by Slick on
Jan 29, 2008 10:50 PM EST
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Benefit of the doubt
by RoscoeP on
Jan 29, 2008 11:28 PM EST
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huh
don't know much about motorsports, do you?
by matskralc on
Jan 30, 2008 10:08 PM EST
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Kinesiological Analysis
by RoscoeP on
Jan 31, 2008 1:24 AM EST
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huh
don't know much about rowing, do you?
by matskralc on
Jan 31, 2008 6:51 AM EST
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NASCAR strategy:
by Vlad on
Jan 31, 2008 8:25 AM EST
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Sitting Athletes
by RoscoeP on
Jan 31, 2008 12:44 PM EST
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I think part
Also, if nothing else, NASCAR is a marvelous P.R. machine. When the drivers aren't at the track many of them are out in public, stumping for their, um, sport. The Pirates do a caravan a week out of the year. NASCAR's caravan is ALL year. The thing NASCAR is best at is selling NASCAR.
by bucdaddy on
Jan 31, 2008 3:49 PM EST
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okay
by The New Guy on
Feb 1, 2008 2:28 AM EST
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absolutely
here's a hint: auto racing is nothing like driving your SUV to the store.
not to steal too much of my post from alan bestwick. or paul kelly. or the American College of Sports Medicine. or CNN.
the notion that motorsports are not athletic or a "sport" seems to typically be born out of simple ignorance combined with a sizable helping of anti-Southern elitism.
by matskralc on
Feb 1, 2008 10:32 AM EST
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It's not anti-South.
Requiring physical skill doesn't necessarily make something a sport. Is competitive eating a sport? Not everybody can eat 60+ hot dogs without vomiting, after all... it's nowhere near the same thing as a backyard barbecue.
by Vlad on
Feb 1, 2008 4:09 PM EST
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2nds
that said, i think this discussion is the same as the discussion about what should be considered "art". it's a matter of personal preference, ultimately.
by Blyleven Curve Ball on
Feb 1, 2008 4:38 PM EST
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Superbike/motox
by azibuck on
Jan 31, 2008 9:51 AM EST
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I read that earlier today
by RichieHebner on
Jan 29, 2008 10:41 PM EST
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Fans are owners.
by Slick on
Jan 29, 2008 10:47 PM EST
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Also
I know this isn't the worst thing about the article, but it bugs me the most. Professional sports could not exist without a fan base...maybe me and my coors light don't affect wins and losses, but the players get paid handsomely for hitting a ball with a freaking stick, and we are the ones who finance it.
by The New Guy on
Jan 29, 2008 10:54 PM EST
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I hadn't actually read it before my last post,
by The New Guy on
Jan 29, 2008 11:02 PM EST
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I wonder if Seate would boo...
by steve_z on
Jan 29, 2008 11:48 PM EST
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Well...
by Carnival Matleuse on
Jan 30, 2008 12:09 AM EST
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I sorta figure
by bucdaddy on
Jan 30, 2008 12:17 AM EST
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Heckling at NASCAR
by Vlad on
Jan 30, 2008 7:04 AM EST
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Not only that
Motorsports fans, at least NASCAR fans, are quite the beer-guzzling, jeering, heckling group, as a matter of fact:
http://www.nascar.com/2004/news/headlines/cup/04/26/talladega_debris/
by azibuck on
Jan 30, 2008 10:28 AM EST
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Cricket is pretty cool.
by Vlad on
Jan 30, 2008 11:00 AM EST
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invested
If I'm paying for parking, tickets, $6 beer(s), a program, etcetera. Believe me, I'm invested! At that rate, I better be able to yell just about anything (Excluding "Fire").
If I think a guy's mother was unfaithful, leading to a player's conception, I'm should be able to question his mother's fidelity.
If I think a guy is not putting the effort out, I should have the option of telling him in a boisterous manner
Fortunately, I'm not like that...but good to know I have the option
by RoscoeP on
Jan 30, 2008 3:31 AM EST
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astonishing
I do not particularly like Chris Rock & Adam Sandler because I once saw them in concert and all they did was swear. I don't mind swearing; I swear a lot myself. But don't insult me by suggesting that swearing a lot in a loud voice constitutes comedy in and of itself.
Similarly, I am insulted by that column. It is absurd and ignorant on so many levels. He is trying to make a splash and sound tough when he writes that the Bucs "suffer from one of the lousiest fan bases in all of professional sports" and then, as if challenged, writes "There, i said it. And, no, I'm not about to backpedal or apologize...". Tough guy then proceeds to offer zero support for singling out Pirates fans. It is not as if he attempts to provide evidence of argueable relevance; he simply provides no evidence. Instead, he launches into a comparison of fans of popular team sports v. motocross racers. Apples and oranges with no attempt to link the two together. I was a better writer in 6th grade than this douchebag.
The suggestion that being a good fan means supporting your team no matter what is nieve. Would he be upset with his supercross boyfriend if he showed up at the Super Bowl of whatever he does riding a Schwinn with a banana seat straight off the shelf from Kmart?
Maybe it is silly and misguided, but we care about how our team does. We identify ourselves and our community with our team. So when the Steelers run a draw play on 4th & 40 from their own 12 with 6 second left in a game they trail by 6 points, I'm going to be pissed and let them know about it. I'm still going to be hoping that the draw play works, but I'm also going to share my feelings. That is not only being a fan, but an educated fan.
The importance is obviously much different, but the line of thought espoused by this idiot is the same logic that says that one cannot pray for the safety of our troops while opposing the war.
Ignorant. Incompetent. Nieve. Stupid.
Kudos to Mike Seate for getting a rise out of me. Next time, support your statements instead of being a shock jock with a pen.
Good day.
by UncleNate on
Jan 30, 2008 8:59 AM EST
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I agree
by bucofanNY on
Jan 30, 2008 9:49 AM EST
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We Are Family
Manny Sanguillen, Ed Ott, Dave Parker, Phil Garner, Tim Foli, Bill Matlock, Omar Moreno, Willie "Pops" Stargell, John Candelaria, Jim Bibby, Kent Tekulve...
There...evidence of what memories can bring when a sport elicits REAL emotion
by RoscoeP on
Jan 30, 2008 11:00 AM EST
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Just a question
by NW Pirate fan on
Jan 30, 2008 11:17 AM EST
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And right on cue
by EmmaOMG on
Jan 30, 2008 9:07 PM EST
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Lovely
The only thing that would make me happier is to place his hand in a vise and offer to grind down his pinky finger with a belt sander. I bet he'd make a deal out of THAT. I bet he'd whimper and cry like a little gir ... ooops, sorry, Emma. ;-)
by bucdaddy on
Jan 30, 2008 11:33 PM EST
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The best fans in my experience were in Vancouver. New York fans can be a little overbearing, though I love them, but Vancouver fans really knew their stuff and seemed to enjoy the game.
Anyway, point: Hockey is an amazing feat of skill. There's nothing more demanding than being a hockey goaltender, and nothing I more admire than the grace these huge guys can have on skates. If you only view the game through the ESPN lens, you're really missing a lot.
...and, uh, yeah. That was an insanely stupid article. Plus, it bothers me when people complain about saying "We won," or "We lost." I've been throwing time and money into baseball (And hockey, for that matter) for a long time, because I enjoy it. But I reserve the right to say they're "my team."
by Act on
Jan 31, 2008 1:07 PM EST
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