Brett Myers (6-4, 3.18) vs. Zach Duke (0-0, 3.86). Yee-oww! If today's game were a concert, it would be, like, the Bowery Ballroom in Manhattan, and Sufjan Stevens and the Hold Steady would be playing. That Zach Duke, he's so hot right now! That Brett Myers, he's so hot right now! But does he still have that ridiculous porn moustache?
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