Zach Duke (5-0, 2.13) vs. Victor Zambrano (6-9, 4.16).
WILD MEN THROUGHOUT HISTORY: A BRIEF TIMELINE
Second Age - Men of Darkness ally with Sauron, who plots to conquer Middle-earth
???-present - Curupira rides around on wild pig, scaring the bejesus out of South American children
6th Century CE - Pope Gregory declares Santa Claus evil
1840-1940 - Sideshows prey upon white racist fears by exhibiting black "wild men"
1871 - Prejevalsky reports existence of hairy "man beasts" in Tibet
1889 - Wall Street Journal founded; op-ed columnists later imagine themselves to be completely transgressive and extreme
1960s - Cheech and Chong debut
~1982 - Robert Bly encourages men to get in touch with the "spiritually radiant energy" of the "deep masculine"
2001 - Devil Rays promote Victor Zambrano to major leagues