Doumit (MLB.com)
Ryan Doumit will begin rehab with Indianapolis tomorrow, mlb.com reports. He's supposed to be back with the Bucs next week; it's an open question whether this will happen or not, particularly if Ronny Paulino hits between now and then.
Not to be mean, and Doumit is a good ballpalyer, but he's a very funny-looking guy, sort of like an Abercrombie and Fitch model gone horribly wrong. He joins a not-so-proud tradition of funny-looking Pirates that includes Jack Wilson and Derek Bell.