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Philadelphia vs. Pittsburgh, 28 April 2006

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Myers, Snell (MLB.com)

7:05 PM, KDKA, FSNP

Brett Myers (2-0, 3.04) vs. Ian Snell (0-2, 7.71).

I was a little bit bored writing these game threads, so today Brett Myers has graciously agreed to write about tonight's game.

BRETT MYERS: I'M BRETT MYERS!!!! U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!! I BRING A CHANGE, A SPLITTER, AN AWESOME FASTBALL AND A CURVEBALL THAT (^&$% ROXOR!!!!!!! LAST YEAR I STRUCK OUT 208 BATTERS! I MEAN, NOT THAT IT EVEN MATTERS, BECAUSE THERE'S LIKE A 90% CHANCE I'LL HAVE A THREE-RUN LEAD BEFORE I EVEN GO OUT TO THE MOUND ANYWAY!!!! AND, TO ANSWER YOUR NEXT QUESTION, REAL MEN DO PENCIL IN THEIR EYEBROWS!!!! WITH A SHARPIE!!!! ALRIGHT BYE