Here's a link ( http://altoonacurve.com/news/?id=5227 )to an article on a pretty hilarious Promotion the Altoona Curve are doing: "Frivolous Lawsuit Night".  

My favorite is "137 women 18 and older will receive a free cup of lukewarm coffee".

Sometimes when I read the comments on this site I think maybe we should organize a class action frivolous lawsuit against the Pirates front office!