Junk like this just drives me crazy.
...[T]he sides have exchanged other proposals, with Atlanta's wish being Gonzalez plus another player, possibly center fielder Chris Duffy. The Pirates' position on that, as one team official put it, was that "we'd be creating two holes to fill one."
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!
And here's the hole Littlefield would rather have, in the middle of the lineup:
Me, I'd rather worry about the two little holes, but unlike the narrator in the poem, I'm not, you know, "Smart."