UPDATE: The Gorzelanny projections are now closed.
How will Tom Gorzelanny fare in 2008? Will the abuse he took last year while helping Jim Tracy try to save his job catch up with him? Or will he build on last year's strong performance? Let me know in the comments by guessing Gorzelanny's 2008 innings pitched, strikeouts, walks and ERA.
Ian Snell is still open. Ronny Paulino is closed. Here are the results.
| NAME | POS. | COMMUNITY | ZiPS |
| Ronny Paulino | C | .260/.319/.395 | .263/.321/.366 |
| Adam LaRoche | 1B | .280/.351/.509 | .272/.348/.492 |
| Freddy Sanchez | 2B | .313/.355/.454 | .298/.340/.415 |
| Jack Wilson | SS | .272/.324/.392 | .261/.313/.361 |
| Jose Bautista | 3B | .261/.342/.433 | .249/.329/.415 |
| Jason Bay | LF | .278/.368/.491 | .265/.361/.478 |
| Xavier Nady | RF | .272/.331/.454 | .259/.319/.449 |
ZiPS actually likes Paulino less than we do, and I even threw out Sludgeworm's humorous projection. That .363 slugging wouldn't make Paulino the NL's worst catcher - we've got Jason Kendall to kick around - but it would certainly try our patience. Dear Ryan Doumit, please stay healthy.