Barry Bonds wants to return to baseball this year, and his agent will talk to every major league team to see if anyone has a roster spot for him.
As for a return to Pittsburgh, where Bonds started his career, Pirates GM Neal Huntington said no.
"All things considered, the Pittsburgh Pirates would pass on a player even the caliber of Barry Bonds at this time. We're looking forward to building around our young players. We've got a good core that we feel good about, going forward,'' Huntington said.
Yes, better tell the all-time home run king that spot in left needs to be clear for Nyjer Morgan.
I kid, I kid. Bonds is incredibly old, he's already missed a year, his life is such a soap opera it's impossible to keep track of it, he'd bring a constant storm of terrible publicity and, while I'm not a big believer in clubhouse chemistry, I don't want Bonds around the Pirates' young players.