Pirates Re-Sign Tyler Yates


He's really bad at pitching and can't stay on the field, but he is pretty useful when the Pirates do their Opposite Day promotion and try to lose on purpose. Hopefully they forgot to schedule that one this year, and Yates will be Indianapolis' problem, if he even pitches at all, which at this point who knows. Also, the Tigers signed Argenis Diaz, so, you know, whatever.