Who knows what this means, but I'm just going to put it out there and slowly back away.
A.J. Burnett remains "torn" about whether to pitch in 2014, says friend. could be bucs, but orioles closer for MD resident.
Burnett lives in Monkton, which is about a half-hour from Baltimore, and the Orioles definitely need pitching help. It's impossible to tell whether Heyman got this possibility from Burnett's friend or not. Let's hope not.