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Russell Martin, Michael McKenry and 13 adjectives



I don't know, man, it's April.


You need two good catchers. They'll both play. Michael McKenry is the better hitter, but Russell Martin is much better defensively.


Two weeks of baseball doesn't mean anything, so shut your face.


You don't spend $17 million on a free agent and then give up on him as a starter after two weeks.


It's awesome that McKenry is already forcing us to discuss this.


"Overjoyed" was a bit strong, wasn't it?


When you've run a seminal baseball blog for eight years like I have, you know not to freak out about these things after two weeks. Also, this shirt looks really good on me.


Let me tell you about a little concept called "pitch-framing." Pitch-framing has to do with the way the catcher receives the ball -- after the pitcher throws it to him, of course! -- and the smoothness of his positioning and body language as he does so. Russell Martin is very good at it, and by "it," I mean pitch-framing. I am wearing a blue striped shirt from Eddie Bauer that has held up well to repeated washings. It is non-iron, which means I don't have to iron it. Also, your grammar was subtly incorrect in your comment below.


Are you one of those @#$#%%& who thinks the Pirates should have gone into the season with Michael McKenry, Tony Sanchez and practically no one else at catcher? You wanna take this outside?


Overreactions to small sample sizes harm American families. We as a people need an approach to baseball analysis that better reflects our dreams and values, and that offers the promise of a better future. Now shut your face.


Ungh Michael McKenry is so hot right now


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