Jeff Locke starts against Dodgers

Jeff Locke makes his 2013 debut against the Dodgers at 4:10, and hopefully the Pirates' offense will too. The Bucs' lineup against Hyun-Jin Ryu:

Starling Marte LF
Neil Walker 2B
Andrew McCutchen CF
Gaby Sanchez 1B
Michael McKenry C
Pedro Alvarez 3B
Jose Tabata RF
John McDonald SS
Jeff Locke P

Sunday lineup, y'all! The notion of trying to bring this stone of an offense to life while adding John McDonald to it is kind of funny, but watch: The Pirates will win 4-3 due to a grand slam by McDonald, or something like that, because that's how these things work.