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Orioles sign Evan Meek

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Because WHY NOT, WE'RE BORED! Did you know Evan Meek once pitched for the Pirates? Did you know the name "Evan" is a Celtic name meaning "young warrior"? Did you know that "meek" is an English word that means "wimpy"? Sounds like a pretty crappy warrior! Did you know that Venus takes 225 Earth days to orbit the sun? Did you know that Greenland is the world's largest island? Did you know there are over 3,000 species of snakes? DID YOU KNOW THAT EVAN MEEK WAS ONCE AN ALL-STAR!?!?!?! Evan Meek, people! Or "Former All-Star Evan Meek" to you!

Did you know which organization Evan Meek pitched in last year? I didn't! He pitched for the Rangers' Triple-A affiliate in Round Rock, and they actually used him as a starter for much of the year.

Oh, how relevant all this is! Evan Meek has signed with the Orioles. You probably heard it here first, unless you read MLBTR. You can brag to all your friends when it's all over the news.