Wild Card game brainstorming session: Ideas for Hunter Pence signs

As you surely now know, the Pirates will host the Giants on Wednesday in the NL Wild Card game. This means Hunter Pence will be at PNC Park for a crucial playoff game. This is a fantastic opportunity that Pirates fans shouldn't waste. If there aren't hundreds of incredibly clever Hunter Pence signs in the stands, I'll be disappointed.

If you're unfamiliar with what Hunter Pence signs are, here are a few:

Hunter Pence responds to trolling signs of opposing #MLB fans, wins the Internet: http://t.co/bJQcwxfdYF The #humblebrag counter punch!

— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) August 8, 2014

#HunterPenceSigns pic.twitter.com/4K3z86uI6q

— Kevin List (@klist94) August 6, 2014

Here are the 11 best #HunterPenceSigns from the @SFGiants series at Citi Field: http://t.co/7e2Ot9qydD

— Cut4 (@Cut4) August 6, 2014

.@Mets fans have been trolling @hunterpence all weekend with strange/amazing signs: http://t.co/pBHDnrFiFB http://t.co/yBT4ymxaDs

— Cut4 (@Cut4) August 3, 2014

Hopefully I don't need to explain the type of humor we're looking for here. Your challenge is to come up with some signs that blow these out of the water. I'll share the best of them here or on Twitter. Do it. Go.