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It’s funny how MLB’s hierarchy is easily discerned by game times. The Axis of Evil always gets prime time, the Dodgers get the #2 slot, and whoever’s left toils in obscurity. Never mind that Houston is easily the most exciting of all these teams to watch. This isn’t about BASEBALL.
Astros (Keuchel) @ Indians (Clevinger), 1:30pm
Dodgers (Hill) @ Braves (Foltwyxywczywcvzyxvw), 4:30pm
Hitler (Eovaldi) @ Mussolini (and Cutch) (Severino), 7:30pm